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Don't believe everything you think. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Friends don't let friends dial drunk If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Never ruin an apology with an excuse Beware a man of one book -English proverb
Remember: Pillage, then burn Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence -Chinese proverb
Talk only if you can improve on the silence Don't die wondering
Do not put statements in the negative form Don't make up your mind until you have to
If you hold onto your dreams too tightly you'll crush their little ribs Don't judge a book by its movie
If all else fails stop using all else Don't hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Before giving anyone a piece of you mind be sure you have enough to spare
Don't judge me based on your ignorance
 Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill
You can pick your nose, and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride
Do not taunt the happy fun ball Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie
If all else fails read the directions Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful -Nietzsche Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father
Never moon a werewolf Don't lie to kids
Always Avoid Alliteration Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking
Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut
Play an accordion, go to jail If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing
Never cut what you can untie Don't make up your mind until you have one
Beware of Dogma To have the last word try an apology
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge To be taken seriously, know how to laugh at yourself
Never believe generalizations Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
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