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Don't believe everything you think. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Friends don't let friends dial drunk If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Never ruin an apology with an excuse Beware a man of one book -English proverb
Remember: Pillage, then burn Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence -Chinese proverb
Talk only if you can improve on the silence Don't die wondering
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good Don't make up your mind until you have to
If you hold onto your dreams too tightly you'll crush their little ribs Don't judge a book by its movie
If all else fails stop using all else Never hang your hat higher than you can reach -Creole proverb
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Before giving anyone a piece of you mind be sure you have enough to spare
Don't judge me based on your ignorance
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill
You can pick your nose, and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide
Do not taunt the happy fun ball Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie
If all else fails read the directions Never underestimate the power of keeping your mouth shut
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful -Nietzsche Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker Never let your mother brush your hair when she's mad at your father
Never moon a werewolf Don't lie to kids
Don't get so concerned with raising a good kid that you forget you already have one Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking
To have the last word try an apology If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut
Play an accordion, go to jail Always take the high road that gives me more room down here on the low road
Never cut what you can untie Don't make up your mind until you have one
Beware of Dogma Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge To be taken seriously, know how to laugh at yourself
If you don't have a Plan B you don't have a plan Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied When in trouble, delegate
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