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You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled? Don't put all your monkeys in one barrel
I love my shepherd Crazy Cat Lady
Schrodinger's cat is adleiavde Never wear anything that panics the cat - P.J. O'Roarke
Roses are grey, violets are grey (dog) Do Shark Week fans know that shark-based stuff is available year-round?
Poodle. Anything else is just a dog A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the sofa
Cats are nature's way to tell us we are lesser beings I love my doxie
God loved the birds and made trees. Man loved the birds and made cages Wanna pet mey schnauzer?
We're getting the kids a dog for me to take care of Wanted dead and alive: Schrödinger's cat
I was into Ligors before Ligors were cool It's no coincidence that man's best friend can't talk
I love you more than cat videos I sleep with animals
I Shih Tzu not! Pets are for life, not just for Christmas
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats -English proverb Yes, I probably do have some pet hair on me. You have a problem with that?
I wish I enjoyed anything as much as my dog enjoys everything Nobody owns a cat
Nobody talks about walruses Never say your password in front of your parrot
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will I think my Golden Retriever is broken. So far he has retrieved ZERO gold
Peeking kitten The only birds I would consider shooting are yard-sale earlybirds
Of course cats are people! Just not human people
Nature abhors a vacuum and so does my cat PASTE ALT HERE
cats lie My parrots just do not understand me
Dogs have owners Cats have staff Think outside the box (not intended for cats)
I love my beagle Cats don't care if you're crazy
It's a cat's world, we just open the cans
98% You (chimp) You can't outstubborn a cat
Never stand between the hydrant and the dog Lately, I’ve been so moody (cow)
If a pig flies don’t complain the flight was brief I love my chihuahua
I put out for birds (bird feeder) The zoo signs say Don't Feed The Animals, so how do they keep all those animals alive?
The earth can’t be flat. Cats would have pushed everything off by now NO DOGS (dog)
I love my husky Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either
What do all the other animals think about sharks getting their own week? 40+ and single? There’s a cat for that
I love you conditionally (cat)
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