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You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled? It's a cat's world, we just open the cans
I love my shepherd My parrots just do not understand me
Yes, I probably do have some pet hair on me. You have a problem with that? If you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will
Pets are for life, not just for Christmas Nobody owns a cat
I Shih Tzu not! Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats -English proverb Peeking kitten
You can't outstubborn a cat Never stand between the hydrant and the dog
Of course cats are people! Just not human people I love my doxie
I think my Golden Retriever is broken. So far he has retrieved ZERO gold Do Shark Week fans know that shark-based stuff is available year-round?
(cat peeking) If cats could talk you know they would correct our grammar
I love you conditionally (cat) Don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog
Odd that chickens are the only animals with nuggets Dogs have owners Cats have staff
I'm four cats past normal (Will work for food then eat maybe two bites and walk away (cat))
PASTE ALT HERE Dogs are the new kids
Pets would be less popular if they talked politics My cat does yoga better than me
Out of sight, out of mind doesn't apply to spiders My favorite people are dogs
98% You (chimp) The earth can’t be flat. Cats would have pushed everything off by now
Proud Cat Mom I love my beagle
After all this time let’s please agree – don’t beat any horse Cats don't care if you're crazy
NO DOGS (dog) Can’t have kids. My dog is allergic
If dogs could talk they would be a far less popular pet There's no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast
I love my chihuahua Not going to have kids, the dog is allergic
I put out for birds (bird feeder) If you don’t like cats you just haven’t met the right one
What part of meow don’t you understand? 40+ and single? There’s a cat for that
If my pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to shut you in the other room Let dog out. Let dog in. Repeat.
Lately, I’ve been so moody (cow) Lucky dogs, they get to be kids their whole lives
To err is human, to forgive is canine (dog) I love my husky
What do all the other animals think about sharks getting their own week? Cats were once treated as gods. They have not forgotten this
The monkey tricked me Cow tipping is wrong. Pay them a living wage
Cats are capable of obeying 75 distinct commands and won’t We don’t deserve dogs
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