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You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled? Cats are nature's way to tell us we are lesser beings
I love my shepherd It's no coincidence that man's best friend can't talk
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the sofa Never wear anything that panics the cat - P.J. O'Roarke
I was into Ligors before Ligors were cool Do Shark Week fans know that shark-based stuff is available year-round?
It's a cat's world, we just open the cans I love my doxie
We're getting the kids a dog for me to take care of Wanted dead and alive: Schrödinger's cat
Pets are for life, not just for Christmas I love you more than cat videos
I Shih Tzu not! If you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats -English proverb Yes, I probably do have some pet hair on me. You have a problem with that?
Never say your password in front of your parrot Nobody owns a cat
Nobody talks about walruses PASTE ALT HERE
I think my Golden Retriever is broken. So far he has retrieved ZERO gold
Peeking kitten The only birds I would consider shooting are yard-sale earlybirds
Of course cats are people! Just not human people Nature abhors a vacuum and so does my cat
I love my beagle Think outside the box (not intended for cats)
cats lie My parrots just do not understand me
I put out for birds (bird feeder) Dogs have owners Cats have staff
Cats don't care if you're crazy Never stand between the hydrant and the dog
My cat does yoga better than me
Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either 98% You (chimp)
You can't outstubborn a cat Lately, I’ve been so moody (cow)
The zoo signs say Don't Feed The Animals, so how do they keep all those animals alive? I love my chihuahua
I love you conditionally (cat) The earth can’t be flat. Cats would have pushed everything off by now
40+ and single? There’s a cat for that NO DOGS (dog)
I love my husky What do all the other animals think about sharks getting their own week?
If a pig flies don’t complain the flight was brief There's no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast
Pets would be less popular if they talked politics After all this time let’s please agree – don’t beat any horse
Cow tipping is wrong. Pay them a living wage Odd that chickens are the only animals with nuggets
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