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I'm looking forward to regretting this I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon
I'm waiting for the 70s to come back I'd like to verb your noun
I don't want to lower heaven, I just want to raise hell I have no desire for money, it's stuff that I want
I want it all and I want it covered in chocolate I just want to be inspired
I'd rather be at band camp I want some levity
I'm thinking of making low self esteem a fad I'm no sell out but I'd love the chance
I want to be Japanese All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. -Ashleigh Brilliant
LOOKING FOR INSIGHT I'd love to trade caller ID for caller IQ
I'll start exercising as soon as I get into shape I need a slogan
I want a stalker When I grow up I want to be a Cylon
I just want you to fill the cavernous void in my soul. Is that so much to ask? I'd rather be at Kamp Krusty
What I need is a Hide button for real life All I want is world peace (and a million dollars)
I'd like to depart this world the way I arrived, screaming and covered in someone else's blood I wish I was where I was when I was wishing I was here
I'd live up to my potential if it didn't cut into my sitting around time I never know what I want until someone says I can't have it
I want sprinkles I want to be a cyborg
I'm looking for the opportunity to make some poor choices 1% wannabe
I'd like to use one of my lifelines I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
If history repeats itself I'm so getting a dinosaur When I call Customer Service I'd like a button to press for English I Can Understand
I would gladly trade all I own for more and better stuff I'd rather be waterboarding
I want to be a robot The workout buddy I want would tell me I look great and I can skip my workout
I wish my sex life was as dirty as my car I want magic to be real
I think I'll take a nap and let my problems solve themselves With the price of gold this high I'm starting to seriously consider wishing I had some
If anybody ever steals my identity I hope they treat it better than I have I don't need to be everything to everyone but I would like to be something to someone
If every day is a gift, I'd like to exchange Monday I'd switch to decaf if they'd just figure out how to put some caffeine into it
Liberal Arts major. Will ponder for food My dream wedding is to not have one
When i grow up i want to be an internet predator I want a Fairy Godmother
I'd help the homeless but I don't know where they live When I grow up I wanna be something or other
I'd like to have a sex change ... from none to a lot I'd rather be sleeping
I plan to start a diet next week. So far, so good There should be a benefit concert to help put an end to benefit concerts
Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions I want a Google that helps me search for things in my house
I want a job as karma's hit man I'm trying to get my weight down to the level of my self-esteem
I wish I was a thin as my patience I would like to move to a smarter planet
I wish eye-rolling burned more calories Give me the coffee to change the things I can and the wine to accept the things I cannot
I'd like to wake up now I need some way to remind myself to make a To-Do list
More pageantry, please Someday i hope i invent something and get rich
My goal weight is roughly three Olympic gymnasts I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games
I want it all and I want it delivered If I could be good at just one thing I would choose everything
If I could pick a super power I'd take the ability to stop eating when I'm full I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy
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