Attitude, page 1

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I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE
Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor' I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
Have a nice day! ...somewhere else In memory of when I cared
Don't assume I care Your parents must be very disappointed
Stop Global Whining Let me drop everything and work on your problem
Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please?
Do I look like a freakin' people person? I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested Not now, but soon -Stewie
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter not amused
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you pretending to be interested
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it Hey, trainwreck, this station is closed
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up I'm not laughing on the inside either
I'm not too old, you're music just sucks Just be glad I'm not twins
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe. Can you not?
My way, highway I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
Sorry, it's not my day to care Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there
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