Attitude, page 2

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The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt Please wait, sarcasm loading
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene. I never think about what you think about me
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
To save time, let's just agree that I know everything I don't do mornings!
Allow me to confirm that I do not care If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap Can you skip to the part where I care?
I can no longer pretend you're not an idiot Not now, but soon -Stewie
I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me?
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
pretending to be interested I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you.  I'm not a real captain A list of all those asking for your opinion:
Before you criticize me, understand that I don't care Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing Oh, I just realized... who cares?
What I don't give... (Rat's ass) I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
I'm only pretending to take you seriously Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability It's cute that you think I care
If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted! Pretending to listen and/or care
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. Inner beauty is for amateurs
I love people to leave me alone I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
What a fine day for mockery and derision Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
I demand honesty at all times when you have something positive  to say about me Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe. How about never? Is never good for you?
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think My way, highway
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