Attitude, page 2

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The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt Please wait, sarcasm loading
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene. I never think about what you think about me
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
To save time, let's just agree that I know everything I don't do mornings!
Allow me to confirm that I do not care If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap Can you skip to the part where I care?
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? Not now, but soon -Stewie
I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me?
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
pretending to be interested I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you.  I'm not a real captain A list of all those asking for your opinion:
Before you criticize me, understand that I don't care Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing It's cute that you think I care
What I don't give... (Rat's ass) I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
I'm only pretending to take you seriously Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability I love people to leave me alone
If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth Pretending to listen and/or care
My way, highway Inner beauty is for amateurs
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
What a fine day for mockery and derision Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
I demand honesty at all times when you have something positive  to say about me How about never? Is never good for you?
You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe.
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think
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