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The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt Please wait, sarcasm loading
I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people Hello, my name is Trouble
I don't fully understand your kind of crazy but I do admire it If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Sorry, it's not my day to care I didn't come to help I came to mock (Sheldon)
I don't plan on being sarcastic today but don't worry, it requires no planning don't start with me, you will not win
I'm not bossy I just have better ideas I'm not here to make friends
A list of all those asking for your opinion: I can no longer pretend you're not an idiot
Sarcasm - it's not just for breakfast anymore Gone Medieval. Back In 20 Minutes
I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me
EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION To save time, let's just agree that I know everything
My attitude today is brought to you by the letters F and U Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene.
I never think about what you think about me Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
An unkind word can ruin someone's day so try to string a few together and see if you can wreck their whole week Bite my shiny metal ass!
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing Allow me to confirm that I do not care
Can you skip to the part where I care? If I didn't have sarcasm I'd need bail money
Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you.  I'm not a real captain I don't suffer fools, I make fools suffer
Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no. Before you criticize me, understand that I don't care
Not now, but soon -Stewie Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
Keep calm my ass! pretending to be interested
I may be going to Hell but it'll be on a full scholarship How about never? Is never good for you?
Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe. There are 7,130,000,000 people in the world. I like maybe 6 of them
Warning! I may be hazardous to your emotional well being What I don't give... (Rat's ass)
When in doubt I like to err on the side of awesome I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people
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