Attitude, page 3

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If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think
My way, highway You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
I don't do requests To quote Shakespeare: "NO"
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me?
Just be glad I'm not twins You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
I'm not too old, you're music just sucks Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion
Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted! I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. I'm wonderful and you're strange Pretending to listen and/or care
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that
Off is how I wish for you to buzz Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't
It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about I'm only pretending to take you seriously
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off
It's cute that you think I care I'm not playing hard-to-get I'm playing easy-to-leave-me-the-hell-alone
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for What a fine day for mockery and derision
If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock
My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead You really should put more time into forming your opinions
The first rule of business: Stay out of mine I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself
You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons
Trying to care Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up
How long are you going to abuse our patience? Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out
I see you've got on your new crankypants Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no.
No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible Good Morning (I mean go away)
I've upped my standards now, up yours Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems
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