Attitude, page 3
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If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it Off is how I wish for you to buzz
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me
Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out Please try harder to be smarter
I’m not conceited but I have every right to be Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
I've upped my standards now, up yours Get to the part where I lose my temper
Attempting to care Please wait Eeww, people
Be reasonable. Do it my way Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you
I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them
I see you've got on your new crankypants The first rule of business: Stay out of mine
How long are you going to abuse our patience? I would be a people person except… people
I am not sarcastic when I’m asleep I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected Yes, my opinions are verified as correct
No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening If you think I’m short wait till you see my patience
If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so! You’re either on my side or in my way
You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible
Good Morning (I mean go away) Little known fact: you can do a thing without telling everyone about it
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up
Someday you’ll go far and I’d like it to be today Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off
If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong? I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons
There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them You say bad, I say epic
Please cancel my subscription to your issues I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
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