Attitude, page 3

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If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
Mirrors don't lie. And lucky for you, they can't laugh Without me it's only aweso
I like my minions spineless Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
erest you in a sarcastic comment?
You're falling short of my expectations. That's sad because I have no expectations I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you
Thank you, Captain Obvious! Let me ask you this: Shut up!
I'm never too busy to enjoy someone else's misery Damn kids and their music
I never think about what you think about me When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape
How may I dispense with you today? Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
Let my conscience be your guide Amazingly enough I don't give a crap
My mom said don't talk to strangers and you're stranger than most People like you are reason people like me need medication
Now may not be the best time Oh gee, let me go find a container for my joy
I've seen your kind before but I had to pay admission We have a strange and wonderful relationship. I'm wonderful and you're strange
You can't afford me You have the empathy skills of a newborn
Warning! I may be hazardous to your emotional well being Can you skip to the part where I care?
Fact: I rule! You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
How about never? Is never good for you? Oh great, more sarcasm. That's just what we need.
If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it You always cease to amaze me
Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't Stick it in your juice box and suck it!
It's not PMS. It's you. I love people to leave me alone
Shut up while you're still credible Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted!
Sorry, I'm bad with names, how 'bout I just ignore you? Surely that isn't your actual opinion
Can you smell my look of rebuke? Your problem is low self esteem which is very common for losers like you
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that
Fun fact: Shut up! Don't make me open this can of whoop ass
Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
Why don't you play a nice little game of hide and go $?%& yourself
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