Attitude, page 3

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If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it Everyone you meet has a story. that's why I never go out
My way, highway Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me? I love people to leave me alone
Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth You are making my furious grow
My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. I'm wonderful and you're strange Talking to you is a total waste of makeup
Trying to care You can't afford me
Oh great, more sarcasm. That's just what we need. I'm not too old, you're music just sucks
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter Without me it's only aweso
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion To quote Shakespeare: "NO"
Your moral compass makes mine look like GPS Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted!
Can you smell my look of rebuke? I'm only pretending to take you seriously
I don't do nice Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
If you don't like it... you, too, can stand in line to bite me You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part Pardon me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Just be glad I'm not twins
Inner beauty is so overrated Don't mind me, I'm plotting my revenge
Sorry if I seem selfish but I tried it the other way and didn't care for it I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that
If Monday had a face I would punch it If what I think is happening is happening it better not be!
Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't I almost care
It's cute that you think I care There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist
Don't  mess with me, I have a long memory and a diabolical mind I've found violent outbursts to be a very effective method of anger management
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