Attitude, page 4

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I'm not playing hard-to-get I'm playing easy-to-leave-me-the-hell-alone I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up I have no plans to be careful what I wish for
Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder I've never met a person I couldn't blame
What a fine day for mockery and derision Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive
You're so cute when you're wrong I see you've got on your new crankypants
You really should put more time into forming your opinions People say I don't take criticism well, but I say, what the hell do they know?
Off is how I wish for you to buzz You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me
When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you I eat whatever the hell I want and if someone lectures me, I eat them too
I don't answer private numbers or any numbers don't call me If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
Pretending to listen and/or care It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems
Inner beauty is for amateurs No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible
Don't flip my Bitch Switch unless you're ready for a jolt The first rule of business: Stay out of mine
I don't do requests There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to Good Morning (I mean go away)
I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well National Bitch Week. Nice to see you're participating
I've upped my standards now, up yours I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me
I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Please cancel my subscription to your issues Welcome to Reality, please enjoy your visit!
Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up
If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong? If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons You’re either on my side or in my way
You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off
I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening
Little known fact: you can do a  thing without telling everyone about it I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
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