Attitude, page 4

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I would be a people person except… people Attempting to care  Please wait
If you think I’m short wait till you see my patience Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you
Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not. Please try harder to be smarter
If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong? If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
I’m not conceited but I have every right to be I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say
You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation Please cancel my subscription to your issues
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me You’re either on my side or in my way
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Be reasonable. Do it my way
Hi. I don’t care. Thanks. Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one
There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive?
No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening I am not sarcastic when I’m asleep
Are you gravity? Because you’re bringing me down I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
Warning: Patience depleted I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected
I notice a lot of you have really perfected your resting mask face I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
You can stop talking now I already don’t care You say bad, I say epic
The more words it takes to order your coffee, the less I like you Little known fact: you can do a  thing without telling everyone about it
Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me Get to the part where I lose my temper
Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it Sarcasm: My anti-drug
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