Attitude, page 4

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I'm not laughing on the inside either I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up Sarcasm: More acceptable than its felonious alternatives
I don't do mornings! You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for I've never met a person I couldn't blame
What a fine day for mockery and derision Oh, I just realized... who cares?
It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems You're so cute when you're wrong
Off is how I wish for you to buzz People say I don't take criticism well, but I say, what the hell do they know?
Inner beauty is for amateurs I eat whatever the hell I want and if someone lectures me, I eat them too
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder
I don't answer private numbers or any numbers don't call me Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap
You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me I see you've got on your new crankypants
You really should put more time into forming your opinions You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
Pretending to listen and/or care Don't flip my Bitch Switch unless you're ready for a jolt
I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me I demand honesty at all times when you have something positive  to say about me
Don't assume I care If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
I'm not playing hard-to-get I'm playing easy-to-leave-me-the-hell-alone National Bitch Week. Nice to see you're participating
When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you I don't do requests
Good Morning (I mean go away) I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself
The first rule of business: Stay out of mine No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up
Please cancel my subscription to your issues I try to see the best in people but some of you hide it really well
You’re either on my side or in my way You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off
If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
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