Attitude, page 4

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I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it
Funny how? Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not.
Sarcasm because… people I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me
You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive? A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive
Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no. I want to be nice but you people make it impossible
Shhh, no one cares Patience guage
I don’t understand. But also I don’t care. So, no problem Sorry I rolled my eyes so loud
I’m not arguing, you’re just refusing to agree with me You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up
Off is how I wish for you to buzz I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time
I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you
Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list The reason kids these days are so grumpy is their music sucks
Winning isn't everything, but beating you sure is Yes, YTA
Warning: Patience depleted Are you a software update? Because I don’t have time for you
Don’t ask me to do stuff Ask me about… actually, just go away
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. You find me offensive? Then stop finding me
I’m always kind of annoyed with people Cluck around and find out (Chicken)
Doh may me use my joysey voice (Jersey voice) Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem
I googled my symptoms. Turns out you’re annoying Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring what you think
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