Attitude, page 4

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I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not.
Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach Please try harder to be smarter
I'd say your hamster has departed your wheel Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
Little known fact: you can do a  thing without telling everyone about it Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me
You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive? Warning: Patience depleted
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time
You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up FYI IDC
You can stop talking now I already don’t care Funny how?
Don’t ask me to do stuff I want to be nice but you people make it impossible
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Let’s play Go Away. You first
Patience guage I don’t have all day
I notice a lot of you have really perfected your resting mask face Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one
A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it
I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you Someday you’ll go far and I’d like it to be today
Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list Eeww, people
Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you
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