Attitude, page 5

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I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
I'm just ignoring you until it's time to blame you If you have nothing to do please don't do it here
National Bitch Week. Nice to see you're participating I'm only pretending to take you seriously
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up Not now, but soon -Stewie
Two words: What. Ever. Of all my friends, you're not one of them
Silently judging you Talking to you is a total waste of makeup
They broke the mold when they made you but only because they made a better mold It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
Your cry for help is both amusing and tedious It's not that I don't care. Actually, yes, it is
You are making my furious grow You are an enormous wanker
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I didn't cut your brake lines My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
What a fine day for mockery and derision I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now
I'll always cherish my original misconceptions about you People say I don't take criticism well, but I say, what the hell do they know?
I hear you have a porn addiction. At least that's what I'm telling people Just because you're crazy doesn't mean you have to shout
Whenever I'm with you I miss being lonesome Sarcasm: More acceptable than its felonious alternatives
YOU SUCK and not in a good way Pretending to listen and/or care
You're making the voices angry I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. -Samuel Johnson
I never forget a face but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception Trying to care
Please wait, I'll ignore you next Jesus love you. Oops, no, didn't mean you
Your moral compass makes mine look like GPS Are YOU necessary?
My gratitude begins where my sense of entitlement ends Ask me about sarcasm for fun and profit
Don't act so humble, you're not that great "Be yourself" may not be great advice in your case
Don't assume I care If we really learn from our mistakes why aren't you a genius by now?
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think If you're ever in need I hope I top your list of people to not call
Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either You really should put more time into forming your opinions
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