Attitude, page 6

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I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you Please wait, sarcasm loading
You're not bored, you're boring You should come with a warning label
Just be glad I'm not twins If what I think is happening is happening it better not be!
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
It's cute that you think I care You are strangely troublesome
Don't flip my Bitch Switch unless you're ready for a jolt Sorry if I seem selfish but I tried it the other way and didn't care for it
Don't mind me, I'm plotting my revenge Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me?
You're not somebody I'd take a bullet for. You're not even somebody I'd take a bus for You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
I demand honesty at all times when you have something positive  to say about me Everyone you meet has a story. that's why I never go out
They shook you when you were a baby, didn't they? You blight up my life
I don't suffer fools, I make fools suffer Why don't you burn in hell?! -Stewie
I didn't come to help I came to mock (Sheldon) Sarcasm - it's not just for breakfast anymore
I'll stop contradicting you if you'll stop being wrong I found your nose. It was in my business again
You go girl, and take those shoes with you and if you don't have a juice box I will be happy to lend you one
My way, highway I can only please one person a day. I choose me. Sorry.
It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems If you'll skip to the part that's interesting, I'll skip to the part where I pay attention
I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me I think of you as "Plan B"
I almost care I'm not too old, you're music just sucks
I'm so miserable without you it's almost like having you here I'm not a doctor but I think there's something wrong with you
Inner beauty is so overrated Entering smug mode
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you must be practically invincible You are the sombrero of asshats
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me It is not my job to blow sunshine up your butt
Sorry that you feel I'm insincere, and sorrier that you'e so perceptive I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
Hello, my name is Trouble Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
I have 10 fingers, guess which one's for you? You are everything I have never wanted
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