Attitude, page 7

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I don't plan on being sarcastic today but don't worry, it requires no planning If I didn't have sarcasm I'd need bail money
I'm not weird, you're hyper-normal Fun fact: Shut up!
My trailer park can beat up your trailer park Words can't describe how I feel about you because I don't feel anything about you
A list of all those asking for your opinion: I call you Monday because nobody likes you
I've found violent outbursts to be a very effective method of anger management I didn't think I'd like you and I was right
New glasses would improve your style so you could see how bad your hair, makeup and clothes look I have boundaries! And I'm not afraid to use them!
Life's a bitch. No, wait, that's you I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people
I'm not here to make friends There are 7,130,000,000 people in the world. I like maybe 6 of them
I'm kind of a big deal Pardon me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp
Eat my shorts! I miss your absence
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Keep calm my ass!
When in doubt I like to err on the side of awesome Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailor park
pretending to be interested If you get home after midnight missing a shoe you're not Cinderella, you're drunk
I don't give a hoot Allow me to confirm that I do not care
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one My attitude today is brought to you by the letters F and U
Your biggest problem is not knowing you're the problem I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
Whatever it is, I'm against it A penny for your thoughts seems a little bit pricey
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything
Where have you been all my life? And would you please go back there? All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
I want a selfie-stick so when I see someone using a selfie-stick I can whack them Let me get back to you when I give a damn
An unkind word can ruin someone's day so try to string a few together and see if you can wreck their whole week I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about but you don't know what I'm talking about either I may be going to Hell but it'll be on a full scholarship
I didn't say I didn't mean it, I only said I'm sorry I said it I'd totally agree with you if you'd ever once be right
It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there Demonstrate your total command of language by shutting up
I don't fully understand your kind of crazy but I do admire it I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people
Before you criticize me, understand that I don't care Gone Medieval. Back In 20 Minutes
I'm only sarcastic on days that begin with T, such as Today and Tomorrow I don't answer private numbers or any numbers don't call me
I'm spinning on a damp rock adrift in an unknowable infinity so yes, thank you, you have a nice day as well My neighbors listen to loud music whether they like it or not
What I don't give... (Rat's ass) Going camping is a great reminder of how much I hate to go camping
I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies Attempting to care  Please wait
Goest and screweth thyself Can you not?
Shh, no one cares It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no.
Not today Satan. But how does next week look for you? Your selfies would be better if you weren't in so many of them
You are reinforcing my inherent mistrust of strangers
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