Declarations, page 5

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I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
Whatever it is, I'm against it I'm not procrastinating, I'm avoiding
I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark I like soup
Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t I've learned so much from my mistakes I plan to make lots more
I can see infinity from my house I love me
If you think I'm a bitch, allow me to introduce you to my mother When I start a diet, the second day is easier because I’m off it by then
Just another Trekkie living with my parents Thankful
I'd be nothing if I didn't have haters to motivate me I like to give advice. It's how I test it before using it myself
I take full responsibility for my actions except the ones that are someone else's fault I used to care, but they have pills for that now
I spend my time finding new ways to waste it I’m not against it. But I’m not for it
What others take 2 hours to do I can do in a single day I'm not rich in terms of money or in terms of anything else that might count or be of value
I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive I all-caps love you!
I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people I don’t think much therefore I might not be
I am not obligated to make sense to you I think, therefore I'm dangerous
Of all the things I've lost I miss my keys the most Advertising helps me decide!
I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy I don't start trouble It just seems to be there when I arrive
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken
Being your friend is like riding in a roller coaster with loose wheels Strongly agree
I cannot quit for I am too legit I would be a people person except… people
People say I'm selfish but I always think of others when I'm in need My favorite workout combines a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch
I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week I think this is one of those times
I’m not for everyone I am a cycologist (bicycle)
I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
On the bright side, Coronavirus is helping me feel better about my agoraphobia I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash No bars, No gym, No parties. My life is radically unchanged
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