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I love me I have a hidden talent and I sure hope I find it
I wasted my childhood saving Mario's girlfriend My other pro-vegan bumper sticker is also condescending
Conformity makes me comfortable I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space
I'd be nothing if I didn't have haters to motivate me I listen to bands that don't even exist yet
I don't particularly care about the homeless I'm not upset about finding my first grey hair - it was in my burrito
I'm statistically significant I can get you a toe -Walter
My giant robot can beat up your giant robot I like soup
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing it up I take everything personally
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I shop therefore I am
Just another Trekkie living with my parents I may not be very smart but I can lift heavy things
Whatever it is, I'm against it I used to be psychotic but now I'm...
I've learned so much from my mistakes I plan to make lots more Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t
I all-caps love you! I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested I rank high
I leave early I am full of yearnings and dreams
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition I am not responsible for your happiness
TV makes me happy I'm not procrastinating, I'm avoiding
I take full responsibility for my actions except the ones that are someone else's fault I'm vegan because I don't want to eat anything that once had poop in it
It's only rock and roll but I like it I like to give advice. It's how I test it before using it myself
Will make YouTube videos for food Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
I'm here for the party If you think I'm a bitch, allow me to introduce you to my mother
People say I'm selfish but I always think of others when I'm in need I'm not rich in terms of money or in terms of anything else that might count or be of value
I used to care, but they have pills for that now Thankful
Advertising helps me decide! I see you
I am not obligated to make sense to you I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row
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