Declarations, page 6

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It’s possible my soulmate might be coffee I came. I saw. I left early.
I love snow My other ride is a Yoshi
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit I follow the advice I once saw on a fabric label: DO NOT IRON
I'm not usually one for statements so, goodbye My dad can beat up your dad
I love the smell of possibility in the morning I'm not upset about finding my first grey hair - it was in my burrito
I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse Relax, gringo, I'm legal
I’m a solid 10 (personality: 6, face: 4) In dog beers, I've had one
I am the 99% I used to be cool. True story.
I'll rise but I won't shine My favorite way to exercise is not to
I plan to stay in tonight and all the nights I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy
I put the ogle in Google Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday I have this fun party trick where I don’t go
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame
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