Declarations, page 6

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I have a hunch that nobody says hunch anymore My favorite way to exercise is not to
Veni vidi venti: I came, I saw, I had a large coffee My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
I am the 99% Coffee is so much better when no one talks while you drink it
I break for lunch My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza
I ask for "no ice" because I really know how to work the system I didn't come this far to only come this far
My dad can beat up your dad I leave early
Relax, gringo, I'm legal I love snow
Warning: If I become bored things could get dangerous We will not obey
I love the smell of possibility in the morning I flirt with danger
In dog beers, I've had one I'm not upset about finding my first grey hair - it was in my burrito
I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse The cake is my favorite part of a birthday party because now I can leave
I'm not usually one for statements so, goodbye I came. I saw. I left early.
I follow the advice I once saw on a fabric label: DO NOT IRON
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