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Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim Hiss less, purr more
Dance like the picture won't be tagged To be interesting, be interested
Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken Come to the dark side, we have cookies
Be nice or go away Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere
Always carry a little crazy with you, you never know when you'll need it Say no to clowns
Dial it back, people! Lead us not into temptation, just tell us where it is
Follow your heart but bring your brain along Choose thought
EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS Embrace frivolity
Buy local Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra More cowbell!!
Always be yourself unless you're not, then don't Erase hate
Think outside the sticker Be happy... lower your expectations!
Be yourself. No one else wants the job Stop worrying what people think of you. Most of them don't
Cheer up! Things aren't as bad as they're gonna be Just don't
Fight mediocrity Less attitude, more gratitude
I'm not good with hints. Say what you mean Junk food doesn't contain much nutrition so make sure you eat a lot of it
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave Persuade or obey
Brush my rock 'n' roll hair Pull my finger
Tone down the rhetoric Be more convincing: yell louder
To sharpen a point of view hone it against many others Talk less, say more
Live long and prosper Forget your past mistakes and focus on your future mistakes
Embrace chaos Check engine soon
Do one thing each day that scares you ...except skydive with no parachute, don't do that Wake up!
Demand Truth If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em!
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