Exhortations, page 1

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Come to the dark side, we have cookies Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
change is good you go first Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names
Dare to be naive. -R. Buckminster Fuller Love many. Trust few.
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Demand Media Accountability
Obey the machine Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere
Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim
When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
Talk less, say more Have fun in bed with someone you love Read a story to your kid tonight
Keep the dream alive, use the snooze button Question the answers
Buy! Sell! Prevent child abuse: obey your parents
Back the badge Subvert the dominant paradigm
KILL YOUR TV Just say no thank you -Miss Manners
Hiss less, purr more Talk nerdy to me
Aim for my head Running away from your problems doesn't work. Play dead
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains Question Astrology
Be more convincing: yell louder Rub my belly
Doubt Everything Let's get along with me!
People before profits! Stop complaining
Fight mediocrity Be happy... lower your expectations!
Please be patient I'm screwing things up as fast as I can OK, just SHUT UP!
Junk food doesn't contain much nutrition so make sure you eat a lot of it Do one thing each day that scares you ...except skydive with no parachute, don't do that
Just don't EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS
Erase hate Repent or be damned. If you have already repented disregard this notice
Less attitude, more gratitude Stop the humans
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