Exhortations, page 1

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Come to the dark side, we have cookies Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
change is good you go first Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names
Dare to be naive. -R. Buckminster Fuller Love many. Trust few.
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Demand Media Accountability
Obey the machine Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere
Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim
When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
Talk less, say more Have fun in bed with someone you love Read a story to your kid tonight
Keep the dream alive, use the snooze button Question the answers
Reject Greed Prevent child abuse: obey your parents
Back the badge Subvert the dominant paradigm
KILL YOUR TV Just say no thank you -Miss Manners
Hiss less, purr more Love thy neighbor as thyself -Leviticus, 19:18
Aim for my head Running away from your problems doesn't work. Play dead
Improve your phone's battery life: Put the damn thing down sometimes Question Astrology
Be more convincing: yell louder Think outside the Fox
Doubt Everything Junk food doesn't contain much nutrition so make sure you eat a lot of it
People before profits! I'm not good with hints. Say what you mean
Fight mediocrity Be happy... lower your expectations!
Please be patient I'm screwing things up as fast as I can Don't tax the rich, tax the poor, there are more of them
Stop worrying what people think of you. Most of them don't Do one thing each day that scares you ...except skydive with no parachute, don't do that
Just don't EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS
Erase hate Repent or be damned. If you have already repented disregard this notice
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