Exhortations, page 1

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Come to the dark side, we have cookies Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
change is good you go first Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names
Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken Love many. Trust few.
Demand Media Accountability Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim
Obey the machine Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra
Just say no thank you -Miss Manners Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
Talk less, say more Have fun in bed with someone you love Read a story to your kid tonight
Keep the dream alive, use the snooze button Question the answers
Reject Greed Prevent child abuse: obey your parents
Back the badge Subvert the dominant paradigm
Running away from your problems doesn't work. Play dead KILL YOUR TV
Hiss less, purr more Love thy neighbor as thyself -Leviticus, 19:18
Aim for my head Improve your phone's battery life: Put the damn thing down sometimes
Be more convincing: yell louder Question Astrology
Junk food doesn't contain much nutrition so make sure you eat a lot of it Think outside the Fox
Please be patient I'm screwing things up as fast as I can People before profits!
Doubt Everything Be happy... lower your expectations!
Fight mediocrity Don't tax the rich, tax the poor, there are more of them
I'm not good with hints. Say what you mean Do one thing each day that scares you ...except skydive with no parachute, don't do that
Stop worrying what people think of you. Most of them don't EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS
Just don't Repent or be damned. If you have already repented disregard this notice
Be nice or go away Try Placebo, Proven effective in 30-40% of cases
Erase hate Less attitude, more gratitude
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