Exhortations, page 4

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Discover wildlife, raise twins! Be nice or go away
Question authority Take me as I am or watch me as I go
Party. Rinse. Repeat. Keep calm and stop revising this!
Mute the noise Write hard, die free
Look pretty, play dirty Put him in the cone of shame! -dug
Love they enemies for it will totally piss them off Jail corporate crooks
If you can read this, thank a teacher Conform, comply, consume
Embrace chaos Forget your past mistakes and focus on your future mistakes
Rise up, oh cogs who turn the gears Lie to me
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but please unlock this shed and let me out Buy more useless crap
Cheer up! Things aren't as bad as they're gonna be Look elsewhere
First pull up then pull down Think outside the box
Resist Eat fruit and die
Stop whining and plot your revenge Stay asleep
Aim low Move your money
Paddle faster, I hear banjos More cowbell!!
Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat Relax... have a cupcake
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave Be yourself. No one else wants the job
Think of me as a challenge Make sutuff
Stop worrying what other people think! Become a sociopath Suck it up, buttercup
Relax, nothing is under control Hable Ingles en los Estados Unidos!
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws To be interesting, be interested
Bang head here Think global, act loco
Stressed? Try yelling at people Rise up
Ask me about multi-level marketing! Alternatively, you could shoot me. Please. Hand me my thinking grenades
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