Exhortations, page 4

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Cheer up! Things aren't as bad as they're gonna be Love they enemies for it will totally piss them off
If you can read this, thank a teacher Take me as I am or watch me as I go
Party. Rinse. Repeat. Keep calm and stop revising this!
Mute the noise Write hard, die free
Question authority Jail corporate crooks
Discover wildlife, raise twins! First pull up then pull down
Be nice or go away Move your money
Embrace chaos Conform, comply, consume
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws Think outside the box
Stop whining and plot your revenge Relax, nothing is under control
Resist More cowbell!!
Be yourself. No one else wants the job Make sutuff
To be loved, be lovable -Ovid Doubt everyone, but keep your doubts to yourself
Chew your words thoroughly before you spit them out Know your limits and when to ignore them
Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide If you insist on talking loudly on your phone be fascinating
To sharpen a point of view hone it against many others When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
Forget your past mistakes and focus on your future mistakes Stressed? Try yelling at people
Think of me as a challenge If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains!
Stay asleep Buy more useless crap
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave Hable Ingles en los Estados Unidos!
Suck it up, buttercup somebody pamper me
Edit ruthlessly To be interesting, be interested
Alright, everyone, let's bring it down a notch Be kind, especially when you least feel like it
Be good to those who are good to you Listen more, talk less. No one’s ears ever got them in trouble
Dance like the picture won't be tagged Let's all just get along with me
Just scratch some dirt over it and move on
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