Exhortations, page 4

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Cheer up! Things aren't as bad as they're gonna be Chew your words thoroughly before you spit them out
Love they enemies for it will totally piss them off Take me as I am or watch me as I go
If you can read this, thank a teacher Keep calm and stop revising this!
Mute the noise Write hard, die free
Question authority Jail corporate crooks
Discover wildlife, raise twins! First pull up then pull down
Be nice or go away Move your money
Embrace chaos Conform, comply, consume
Listen more, talk less. No one’s ears ever got them in trouble Think outside the box
Stop whining and plot your revenge Doubt everyone, but keep your doubts to yourself
Resist Relax, nothing is under control
Be yourself. No one else wants the job Make sutuff
To be loved, be lovable -Ovid More cowbell!!
Party. Rinse. Repeat. Be kind, especially when you least feel like it
Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
Suck it up, buttercup To be interesting, be interested
Forget your past mistakes and focus on your future mistakes Dance like the picture won't be tagged
Think of me as a challenge If you insist on talking loudly on your phone be fascinating
Stay asleep Be good to those who are good to you
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave Hable Ingles en los Estados Unidos!
Know your limits and when to ignore them If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains!
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws To sharpen a point of view hone it against many others
Alright, everyone, let's bring it down a notch somebody pamper me
Edit ruthlessly Buy more useless crap
Stressed? Try yelling at people Let's all just get along with me
Just scratch some dirt over it and move on With those you disagree, be kind
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