God Almighty

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Life is fragile handle with prayer To hear God's laughter tell Him your plans
God is a verb -R.Buckminster Fuller It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson
got god? When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel
Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet What a human conceit to believe we might comprehend God. -David Hewrist
Remember, whatever your religion, most of the world disagrees with you. I made the whole thing up -God
A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God -Sidney Sheldon Madness in the name of God is still only madness
If God is within I hope he likes enchiladas I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God Give me that Ol' time religion
If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining There are no atheists  -God
Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi They're not the TEN SUGGESTIONS!
The gods are too fond of a joke. -Aristotle I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition -Woody Allen I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde
god never speaks until you're listening The goddess is alive and magic is afoot
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth Prays well with others
All gods are one god Stop using me to justify your hatred -God
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats
Don't make me come down there. -God Don't tell your God how big your trouble is, tell your trouble how big your God is
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in My only worry about going to heaven is what I should say if God sneezes
Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there Who do atheists thank for Friday?
While calling on the gods, man should himself lend a hand. -Hippocrates God is
What you are is God's gift to you. What you become is your gift to God Regard religion as a shoe: Find one that fits you, don't make me wear it, don't kick me with it
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. -Thomas Jefferson God answers kneemail
I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. -Carl Sandberg
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself
Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate It is a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it -CK Chesterton
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