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This Halloween please wear pants For Halloween I'm wearing my Resting Witch Face
Halloween My scary Halloween costume will be a phone battery at 2%
I'm dressing like Walmart for Halloween: half in Christmas merchandise Boo Yah!
Let's get sheetfaced Got Candy?
I put more thought into my Halloween costume than in funding my retirement How about I come over and carve your pumpkin?
Fun size is not even mildly amusing Great minds taste alike
For Halloween I'm going as a serial killer: Bacon I’m spending a lot of time thinking how disappointed I’ll be when I make my last-minute Halloween costume
What's under YOUR bed? Halloween. How cute.
I know Halloween's coming because the stores are putting up Christmas decorations What do we want? Brains! When do we want it? Brains!
Anybody know a hipster I can borrow clothes from for my hobo costume? For Halloween I'm going as a hipster dressed as someone who isn't a hipster
Happy Halloween? Such a limited imagination! Zombie crossing
Strangers candy is the sweetest Happy Halloween
Have a nice Halloween! Candy now!
A Halloween costume is the most effort I ever put into how I dress Attention zombies: this human contains no brains
WWJD? Jason boo.
Stick it! Happy Halloween
Mmmm, Halloween So... goin' Trick-or-Treating? As what, "Angry Blogger?"
Trick-or-Treaters Welcome Here Trust me, too much candy isn't good
May the witches be kind to you this Hallows' Eve Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad
Samhain What wine goes best with Halloween candy?
Halloween Let's put a smile on that face -The Joker
Halloween bites Jehovah's Witnesses don't do Halloween They don't like strangers knocking on their door
I'm here for the boos I love Trick-or-Treaters
For Halloween I'm going as a soulless brain dead wretch. I got the idea at the office Keep Calm and Scary On
Halloween: A bloody good time Happy Halloween
Something wicked this way comes How do I find out if I'm too cool to dress up for Halloween?
(Freddy Krueger) Eat, Drink and be Scary
Please excuse any typos. I'm not used to the new straightjacket
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