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You're as young as you feel but never as important Life is too important to be taken seriously
I see no good reason to act my age Many want to live long but few want to be old
Life is short. Buy the shoes Sorry, the life you ordered is currently out of stock
If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself We all have two lives. The second begins when you comprehend you only have one
My life has a superb cast but a confusing plot Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician
The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde Age brings wisdom. Or age shows up alone. You never know.
Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies If you don't run your own life, someone else will. -John Atkinson
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened I intend to live forever or die trying
Without music, life would be a mistake. -Nietzsche Old is always 15 years older than I am
No one is ever old enough to know better You know you're getting older when Happy Hour is a nap
Age is a high price to pay for maturity It's not length of life, but depth of life. -Emerson
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn There is more to life than increasing its speed -Gandhi
My goal is to die young as old as possible Some people age like fine wine, I'm aging like milk
The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it. -Teddy Roosevelt
Of all the things that can happen to a man, old age is the most unexpected -Leon Trotsky Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson
It often costs a lot of time and money to find out the best things in life are free With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat)
Death is merely the sould returning to equilibrium Life is too complicated in the morning
I just broke my own record for most days lived It's not middle age, it's relaxed fit
Growing old isn't for sissies Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw
No one here gets out alive Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines. -Edward Young We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give
Pro tip: Be born rich If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much space
What doesn't kill you is still gonna leave a bruise Life Happens
Many lives and many wines are improved with a word: chill Being a grown up is the most boring game of pretend ever
Death is always too early or too late Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes
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