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I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me Well behaved women don't make history
Marriage: When dating goes too far Men have feelings too. Just kidding.
The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life
the number one cause of divorce is marriage A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that is the start of a new argument.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? The longest sentence known to man: I do.
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong? To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
Once a month women go crazy for about 30 days Boys Lie
Please talk to my face. My breasts can't hear you. Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you you say virgin like it's a bad thing
Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich. My husband's wife is really amazing
Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb
I'm a man who lived the first part of my life trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me
If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
Short Chicks Rock! Better to lose a lover than love a loser
Real men don't read instructions Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance Love is blind. But marriage is a real eye opener
You complete me like autocorrect If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one
All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect Does this patriarchy make my life look less important?
Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man I notice that cooties don't seem as virulent as they once did
stop teaching girls to hate their bodies If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act I just got a dog for my spouse. Best trade I ever made
Not all men are stupid, some of us are single No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky
Real women drive trucks If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one
I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empites -Jules Renard
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