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Real men don't read instructions Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you
Marriage: When dating goes too far No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Once a month women go crazy for about 30 days All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect
the number one cause of divorce is marriage I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? The longest sentence known to man: I do.
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong? To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
Men have feelings too. Just kidding. Boys Lie
Please talk to my face. My breasts can't hear you. Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Well behaved women don't make history you say virgin like it's a bad thing
Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich. My husband's wife is really amazing
Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb
I'm a man who lived the first part of my life trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me
If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do. Behind every successful man there is a woman rolling her eyes
The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee You complete me like autocorrect
Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance Better to lose a lover than love a loser
Does this patriarchy make my life look less important? Love is blind. But marriage is a real eye opener
Real women drive trucks You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one
Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man stop teaching girls to hate their bodies
I just got a dog for my spouse. Best trade I ever made If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky
Not all men are stupid, some of us are single If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one
Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empites -Jules Renard If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
I wish my computer had as much memory as my wife Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on
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