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I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me Well behaved women don't make history
I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always Men have feelings too. Just kidding.
The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life
the number one cause of divorce is marriage A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that is the start of a new argument.
You can't make a person love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best The longest sentence known to man: I do.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb Boys Lie
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong? Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you you say virgin like it's a bad thing
I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad? I'm a man who lived the first part of my life trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth
Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me
Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich. My husband's wife is really amazing
If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
Once a month women go crazy for about 30 days The way to a man's heart is through his sternum
Please talk to my face. My breasts can't hear you. Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance If mama ain't happy, then nobody's happy
You complete me like autocorrect Better to lose a lover than love a loser
Short Chicks Rock! Trust me, abstinence is not 100% effective
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. Love is blind. But marriage is a real eye opener
Marriage is a personal decision, not a national one I notice that cooties don't seem as virulent as they once did
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems Real men don't read instructions
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act Not a rules girl
If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky
You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one I just got a dog for my spouse. Best trade I ever made
Barbie ain't here Real women drive trucks
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