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I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me Well behaved women don't make history
I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always Men have feelings too. Just kidding.
The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life
the number one cause of divorce is marriage A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that is the start of a new argument.
You can't make a person love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best The longest sentence known to man: I do.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Men: bigger, stronger, better
Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb Boys Lie
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong? Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you you say virgin like it's a bad thing
I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad? The "marriage penalty" has nothing to do with taxes
If I complimented your figure would you hold it against me? I need a better boyfriend
Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich. I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me
If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
Once a month women go crazy for about 30 days The way to a man's heart is through his sternum
Please talk to my face. My breasts can't hear you. Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do.
Sorry cowboy, in my corral, 8 seconds ain't no ride If mama ain't happy, then nobody's happy
Danger. Severe estrogen turbulence. Use deference. Better to lose a lover than love a loser
Short Chicks Rock! Trust me, abstinence is not 100% effective
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye
Marriage is a personal decision, not a national one Why are girls that way?
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems Real men don't read instructions
Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance Not a rules girl
Love is blind. But marriage is a real eye opener No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky
Chicks dig geeks Marriage is great for making two people hate each other and stay together
Barbie ain't here You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one
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