Men & Women, page 5

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No matter where I am, the only place I want to be is closer to you If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning
If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him Women want everything from one man. Men want one thing from every woman
Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man
I'm 99% certain he doesn't like me. It's that 1% that keeps me going. Marriage: When dating goes too far
All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse
Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you Nice guys finish last
Not all men are stupid, some of us are single The perfect boyfriend doesn't lie, cheat or exist
stop teaching girls to hate their bodies real men don't sparkle
I'm playing hard-to-want Real men wear pink because they don't know about separating laundry
Behind every great man is a great woman earning 21% less I broke up with my boyfriend because he was in love with someone else. Himself
Be with the one who hears the words you leave unspoken If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call them later when you're drunk
Does this patriarchy make my ass look fat? The most terrifying thing a husband can hear from a wife is notice anything different?
In any marriage only one person can be right... the other is the husband All I want is somebody whose demons will play nice with mine
Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle Nothing makes a beautiful woman less attractive than ugly grammar
Does this patriarchy make my life look less important? #MeToo
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