Miscellanea, page 1
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Chocolate understands If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works
Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours I saw that -Karma
Reality is not on TV You don't scare me, I have teenagers
(eyes peeking) May the odds be ever in your favor
The future has been postponed Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes I think it's time to consult the oracle
My other car is a Tardis Money saving tip: Don't buy it!
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word Tea is liquid contentment
When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear Teachers do it for the outcome not the income
Mental not to self: Real notes work better When I was a kid we had nine planets
If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
I'm better than the movie! The first draft of anything is shit -Ernest Hemingway
There is no spoon the Dude abibes
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're What happens in the garage stays in the garage
We are all made of stars You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
Mistakes were made Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day
Math: The only place you can have 100 pizzas and no one even blinks Everything takes longer than you think
Naysayers gonna say nay The aroma of trouble has entered the vicinity
Bueller? (eyes peering)
Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then "Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it
We're all here because we aren’t all there Science. It’s like magic, but real
You are free to do as you are told The Great Words series: Cattywampus
Paying for college should not be a debt sentence Hello actions, meet consequences
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