Miscellanea, page 1
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Magic has to be believed to be seen (eyes peeking)
Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours I saw that -Karma
Reality is not on TV You don't scare me, I have teenagers
I think it's time to consult the oracle May the odds be ever in your favor
The future has been postponed Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes Chocolate understands
My other car is a Tardis Money saving tip: Don't buy it!
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word Tea is liquid contentment
When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance Mental not to self: Real notes work better
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works
What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house Teachers do it for the outcome not the income
If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you When I was a kid we had nine planets
I'm better than the movie! The first draft of anything is shit -Ernest Hemingway
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded There is no spoon
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're What happens in the garage stays in the garage
We are all made of stars With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman)
(eyes peeking) I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
the Dude abibes Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day
Naysayers gonna say nay (eyes peering)
Mistakes were made Math: The only place you can have 100 pizzas and no one even blinks
Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then Bueller?
We're all here because we aren’t all there Science. It’s like magic, but real
Everything takes longer than you think The Great Words series: Cattywampus
"Made with love" means I licked the spoon and kept using it The aroma of trouble has entered the vicinity
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