Oh Those Humans, page 1
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Some of the worst people teach us some of the best lessons Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject. Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish
Stop expecting everyone to agree Introverts: We're here, we're uncomfortable, we want to go home
Some find a way. Some find an excuse. The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
You're a pretty good singer -alcohol When many expect a mighty stallion they will find hooves on an ant -Terry Pratchett
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most, in fact, are barely presentable. -Fran Lebowitz Why do we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like?
Liberty and Justice for All. (Not available in all areas) People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you
It's all about money How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you
WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac Dumb isn't cute
Everybody is somebody's weirdo Those who know least obey best
You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones to concentrate on. Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. -H.L. Mencken
The most common craving of pregnant women is to no longer be pregnant Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining
Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil -Eric Hoffer When you hold a grudge you're letting someone live rent-free in your head
Three can keep a secret if two are dead -Ben Franklin If we were meant to pop out of bed, we'd sleep in toasters
It's always ourselves that we love the least If I had a taser I'm sure I'd be curious and try it on myself so that's why I don't have a taser
Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat If you get home after midnight missing a shoe you're not Cinderella, you're drunk
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. -Oscar Wilde The only fool bigger than a know-it-all is the one who argues with him
Everyone wants to be special but no one wants to be different Well played, parents who name their kids with unguessable alternate spellings
A sixpack is not a support group Giving rights to other people takes none away from you. It's not pie
Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder Soylent Green is people, corporations are not
How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing? Why is a reporter out in the hurricane to tell me not to go out in the hurricane?
If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves -Carl Sagan Facts are potholes people avoid as they hurry to their opinions
Angry is the body guard of hurt A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject
Something we know about people: if they do it once, they'll do it again No telling what things some people might accomplish if they wasted less time posting motivational quotes online
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top For most of history Anonymous was a woman
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