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My species disappoints me Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish
It's all about money No... no... I'm pretty sure that guns kill people
How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you You don't have to talk to your children about sex, somebody else will be glad to.
Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject The only way bureaucrats ever cut red tape is lengthwise
Does the human race have a Yelp page? I want to give it a 1-star rating I feel bad for people who never go crazy
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most, in fact, are barely presentable. -Fran Lebowitz Diversity not Divisiveness
I mistrust any organization that contains people The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
Nobody can hate an American like another American can The poor sometimes object ot being governed badly; the rich always object to being governed at all. -G. K. Chesterton
Everybody is somebody's weirdo Capitol Punishment isn't for making examples, it's for making bad people dead
You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones to concentrate on. Anyone who agrees with everything you say is either a fool or getting ready to do you ill
Maturity is overrated I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple Very few people actually care about you. Most are just curious
TV is gooder then BOOKS Introverts: We're here, we're uncomfortable, we want to go home
Capitol Punishment make the State a murderer. But Imprisonment makes it a Gay Dungeonmaster A sixpack is not a support group
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. -Oscar Wilde Bring back natural selection
Evolution is a scientific theory, Creationism is a religious wish Man cannot live on bread alone. Unless he's in a cage and that's all you feed him
there aint nuthing wrong with the American educayshunal sistum Dumb isn't cute
ADHD is not a disorder, it's an evolutionary advance to meet the needs of modern technology If kindness could really kill, not many lives would be in danger
It's always ourselves that we love the least Smokers are like anyone else, just not for as long
Ban Genetically-Engineered Food. Demand More Testing. Soylent Green is people, corporations are not
Some find a way. Some find an excuse. Liberty and Justice for All. (Not available in all areas)
The best way to debate something is first decide you know best then yell at the other person until they give up Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a bat.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, paranoid, delusional hand Three can keep a secret if two are dead -Ben Franklin
Giving rights to other people takes none away from you. It's not pie No telling what things some people might accomplish if they wasted less time posting motivational quotes online
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