Personal Issues, page 1
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Normal people scare me My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough
Overthinker I run on coffee and sarcasm
Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior
Oops. I've become my mother The voices in my head are fighting again
I have delusions of adequacy ADHD
I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people I learn the hard way
Feigning enthusiasm I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves
I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation Dangerously overeducated
MY voices can beat up YOUR voices Ignoring my mother's advice
Smalltalk Survivor I'm nicer on the weekend
Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine I don't do social
Insufficient memory at this time Go away. Can't adult today
Yet to be there or do that My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's
I have few faults but I try to make the most of them Not a role model
I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker Awkward is my specialty
Serving as a bad example Conformist
Not a go-getter I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my...
98% chimp Powered by existential dread
My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are
I'm not a procrastinator I'm just an avid follower of distractions Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle
Proud to be a Grammar Cop I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
If you knew my family you'd understand Overpowered by funk
Instant Human: Just add coffee Failing to comply
I think my spirit animal has rabies Not as hip as I planned to be
Me, jog? I get winded when my mascara runs My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention
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