Personal Issues, page 1
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Normal people scare me My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough
Overthinker I run on coffee and sarcasm
Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior
Oops. I've become my mother The voices in my head are fighting again
I have delusions of adequacy ADHD
I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people I learn the hard way
Feigning enthusiasm I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves
I'm nicer on the weekend Dangerously overeducated
I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation Ignoring my mother's advice
MY voices can beat up YOUR voices I can remember song lyrics from the 80s but not why I just came into the kitchen
Not a role model I don't do social
Insufficient memory at this time Go away. Can't adult today
Yet to be there or do that I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
I have few faults but I try to make the most of them Smalltalk Survivor
Awkward is my specialty Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine
My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's Conformist
Serving as a bad example I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my...
Not a go-getter 98% chimp
My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are
I'm not a procrastinator I'm just an avid follower of distractions Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle
Proud to be a Grammar Cop I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
If you knew my family you'd understand Overpowered by funk
Instant Human: Just add coffee Failing to comply
I think my spirit animal has rabies Not as hip as I planned to be
Me, jog? I get winded when my mascara runs My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention
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