Personal Issues, page 1
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Overthinker Ignoring my mother's advice
I'm not a procrastinator I'm just an avid follower of distractions Insufficient memory at this time
Smalltalk Survivor Instant Human: Just add coffee
If you knew my family you'd understand I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves
Conformist Normal people scare me
My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough I don't do social
Feigning enthusiasm I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people
Yet to be there or do that Failing to comply
Serving as a bad example I have few faults but I try to make the most of them
MY voices can beat up YOUR voices I learn the hard way
Not as hip as I planned to be Awkward is my specialty
Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
Only a little crazy Dangerously overeducated
My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's I'm nicer on the weekend
Oops. I've become my mother Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle
I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are Not a go-getter
I think my spirit animal has rabies Proud to be a Grammar Cop
My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street The voices in my head are fighting again
ADHD I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my...
Wooden spoon survivor I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation
I run on coffee and sarcasm Relationship status: Waiting for a Miracle
Carbivore Stressed-based life form
Unable to see the light My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention
Me, jog? I get winded when my mascara runs But for my absence of skills I would totally be a ninja
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