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Think. It's patriotic Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects
Politicians approach each problem with an open mouth Politicians should dress like race car drivers so we know who their corporate sponsors are
Give hope a chance Rimmer for president
I pledge allegiance to the state, and to the corporations for which it stands Keep your theocracy off my democracy
Things political parties care about" 1. Power 2. Money 3. Not you If the people lead, the leaders will follow
I'd favor a government shutdown if they promise to not start it up again Aggressive progressive
Support your country always, and your government when it deserves it The two party system is a scam by the plutocracy
No taxes + no government = jungle Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are irrelevant
Larry the Cable Guy for president Git-R-Done! Democrats think the glass is half full, Republicans think the glass is theirs
Overturn Citizens United - End Big-Money's Control of Politics A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul
You say socialism like it's a bad thing Fox Skews: We distort. You comply.
Universal suffrage. A bad idea or a really bad idea Republicans get angry if you don't pay your fair share of taxes or if they must
Empty Guantanamo and fill it with Congress Congress and the NRA say this deserves to be protected more than human life (AR-15)
Proud member of the Religious Left No Fascism
Put politicians on minimum wage The GOP is shocked that decades of telling people to be angry, distrustful and afraid has made people angry, distrustful and afraid
If Republicans don't believe in government why should we let them be part of it? I'm not comfortable sharing my political views on a bumper sticker
Congress is complicit. Media is supportive. Public is apathetic. There's no room for your kind of thinking in a free country
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win -Gandhi No prisons for profit. They create demand for prisoners
Welfare for the rich, warfare for the poor In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it -1984
Vote Republican, hundreds of billionaires are counting on you There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable -Benjamin Disraeli
Denny Crane for president No political party can fool all the people all the time, that is why we have two
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -Voltaire If we end social security we can have more money for war
I trust no process that relies on the attention span of the American people You want to take your country back? I want to take my country forward
If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand -Jesus Cigarettes don't kill people, cancer kills people. This logic brought to you by the NRA
Remember the good ol’ days when you thought I was the craziest politician you’d ever see? (Sarah Palin) A great way to remember all the crazy stuff you once did is to run for public office
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