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The holidays are so much fun I could puke Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah Happy Solstice
Bah, humbug
Noel I resolved to stop kidding myself with New Year's resolutions
Happy Festivus. Strength. Grievances. No tinsel. Holiday Time. Light it up
If your Christmas tree is still up in February, you're lazy. If it's still up in May, you're an artist Feliz Navidad
Make Merry. Saturnalia My New Year's resolutions seem to go in one year and out the other
Peace on earth, good will to all Christmas rocks
Just say ho! More sleighbell! -Christopher Walken
Insert your preferred seasonal greeting of love & good will here My new New Year's resolution is to not discuss my old New Year's resolution
Ho Ho Ho Joyful!
The hard part of Secret Santa is being sure not to regift something from last year's Secret Santa Chappy Chanukah
My relatives all live so far away I can't be with them on holidays. Jealous? Merry Christmas
Happy New Year. Can I take a nap now? You'll shoot your eye out!
Oh goody. The annual season of compulsory joy I've decided to go with naughty this year
Naughty is the new nice Bill Murray Christmas
This is my favorite time of the year to not like It's a jingle out there
Happy, you know, holidays, or whatever It's all fun and games until Santa checks his list
Why are they always trying to inject religion into Christmas? Merry Christmas boys and girls -Mr. Hanky
Happy Chrismakkah! I've got North-Polar Disorder (the nagging fear there's a jolly fat man on my roof)
Blessed Christmas I'm dreaming of a #"FFFFFF" Christmas
Christmas cat nap Christmas is a great time to remember that Jesus celebrated Hanukkah
I hated spending New Yer's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve Naugthy doesn't even begin to cover it
I cheat at dreidel Happy New Year
Happy freakin' Christmas! -Peter Griffin Leftover Halloween candy is a good stocking stuffer, right?
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