Valentine's Day

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Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle Happy Valentine's Day. Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
Make Valentine's Day good, be bad Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them Every day is Valentine's Day if you ignore Valentine's Day
Be my Precious -Gollum Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb
Felicem Diem Valentini (Happy Valentine's Day) I love you just the way I am
Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empties -Jules Renard I love you blah blah hearts and flowers yadda yadda cupid etc.
Love is being stupid together You can suffer without love but you can't love without suffering -German proverb
You complete me like autocorrect Oh swell, Valentine's Day. I'm giddy with synthetic emotion
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates I'm celebrating not having to celebrate Valentine's Day
I'm saving money this Valentine's Day because I switched to single Happy corporate-endorsed love-themed merchandising day
Lloyd Dobler does not exist Be with the one who hears the words you leave unspoken
Happy Valentine's Day Love means never having to clear your browser history
I love you blah blah hearts and flowers yadda yadda cupid etc. Here’s to that dreamy day in mid-February when all the chocolate goes on clearance
No matter where I am, the only place I want to be is closer to you Happy Valentine's Day to my purrrfect match
I chews you I'd sooner go into a coma than a card shop on Feb 13th
For Valentine's Day I'm going to let the voice on my GPS take me someplace special Happy Single Awareness Day. I'm single. Now you're aware.
I bear-ly love you It surprises me how not sick of you I am
When we love, we strive to become better than we are Want a piece of me? You already have it
Be mine How I'm spending my Valentine's Day: Solo
Roses are red, violets are blue, Be my Valentine, you're likely the best I can do Love isn't in how you feel abouty someone, it's in how they make you feel about yourself
I love you more than cat videos Valentine's Day. If we ignore it, maybe it will go away
I naturally select you to be my Valentine (Darwin) For Valentine's Day I'm giving you one day of me not complaining about Valentine's Day
I'm going to fill your Valentine's Day with all of the things people are giving up for Lent I donut know what I’d do without you
This Valentine's Day give her an ear Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -Victor Hugo
Valentine’s Day Spend enough or it’s not love I don't always want a Valentine but when I do, I want you
Valentine's Day, because romance needs more pressure Meh (heart)
I hope you (or someone equivalent or better) will be my Valentine Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate Valentine's Day and rhymes
All you need is love. All I need is chocolate You make me feel as though a naked, chubby, winged baby shot me with an arrow
I carefully plan my romantic spontaneity for the same February day each year You have a pizza my heart
You are on the short list to be my Valentiine Baby Yoda one for me
If anyone needs a date for Valentine's Day, it's the 14th of February Valentine's Day: Yes, it is a test, and you will be graded severely
Be my valentine I’m having a Valentine’s Day threesome. Me, Ben and Jerry
The most romantic thing we could ever do is agree to not celebrate Valentine’s Day My power move is sending myself magnificent Valentine flowers at work
(Valentine hearts)
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