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The label said, avoid eye contact. But, too late, I already saw it I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician Why is it spelled camouflage and not
Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions
Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again Doormats are gateway rugs
20% off everything On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds
I’m not one for schizophrenia I don’t care IV roman numerals
The future ain't what it used to be Begin now, and you'll finish this... now
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra In queso emergency: melt cheese
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
-History Octopi
I’ve had it up to here with imprecision Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy Spelling Bee Champian
I’m a big wheel around here (cheese wheel) Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating
Cryptic? Time to worry? Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room?
Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic.
Eye like puns, the cornea the better My mother’s sisters can’t get covid because they have aunty bodies
Moist people don’t proofread carefully If you rearrange the letters in mail bag you get the carrier very angry
If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing Getting in trouble for something you didn’t do is called plagiarism
My shower curtain is very attracted to me Just swallowed a dictionary. Now I have thesaurus throat
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