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Why is it spelled camouflage and not I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
-History Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it Spelling Bee Champian
I’m not one for schizophrenia 20% off everything
Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo The future ain't what it used to be
What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite Getting in trouble for something you didn’t do is called plagiarism
Cryptic? Time to worry? Sure, I’ll be altruistic. What’s in it for me?
Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room? My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary
I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician Autocorrect is my worst enema
Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic. If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing
Just swallowed a dictionary. Now I have thesaurus throat My shower curtain is very attracted to me
Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating My mother’s sisters can’t get covid because they have aunty bodies
I can’t drive an electric vehicle — I don’t have a current license You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra
Moist people don’t proofread carefully I just ordered a chicken and an egg online. Now let’s see
I’m a big wheel around here (cheese wheel) 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy
I don’t have the words to describe how limited my vocabulary is Dept. of Corections
Here's a question for all the mind readers out there Typo Man, writer of wrongs
I got hurt playing peekaboo and ended up in the ICU Mirror inspector is a job I could see myself doing
They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer Butterflies are not what they used to be
Whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy Where do rainbows go to be punished?  Prism
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