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Bad puns are how eye roll I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
20% off everything Anosmia stinks
Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions Electricians strip to make ends meet
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, Who is. I’m not one for schizophrenia
I love heavy metal (tuba) I need a bigger sticker
Doormats are gateway rugs Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number
Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again My weekends are in tents
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra In queso emergency: melt cheese
American children can be kind but German children are always kinder On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds
Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it I put the ‘toast’ in ‘toaster.’ Then I take it out and eat it
I don’t care IV roman numerals I’ve had it up to here with imprecision
Pacifiers are for suckers When one door closes, another door opens (I’m talking about prison)
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy I’m a big wheel around here (cheese wheel)
The future ain't what it used to be Octopi
Moist people don’t proofread carefully What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite
Why is it spelled camouflage and not Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room?
My mother’s sisters can’t get covid because they have aunty bodies How many times do I have to repeat myself?
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Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic. The label said, avoid eye contact. But, too late, I already saw it
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