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The meetings will continue until morale improves I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
No coffee, no workee My job gives me lots of responsibility. When things go wrong, I'm responsible
I wish people at my office brought in more donuts and fewer viruses I'm quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working there
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy I don't mind coming to work but this 8-hour wait to go home is ridiculous
I love my job (shoot me now) My boss doesn't care what I do until I don't do it
Mediocrity: It's easier and you never have to work late Disgruntled Employee of the Month
I don't know and I don't care. That's why they put me in charge I put the I in insubordination
Committee: a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary Shoplifters will be prosecuted
At work they asked if I wanted to sign up for a 401k. I said, no, I can't run that far The sure way to avoid work is to find a job you love
If you want to get to the top prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom I'm sticking with the union
I enjoy being a cog in the machine of industry I need my Monday to be shorter or my coffee to be stronger
If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing Authorized personnel only
I put in a lot of hard work on Fridays trying to look busy My job ate my life
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
Outsource my job... please Employee of the decade
Complaint Dept. Take a number Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone?
I steal at work Missing Take Your Child TO Work Day takes some sting out of being unemployed
Don't ask me I was hired for my looks I do work for food
The only good thing about my job is that my chair swivels Hey you, get busy!
Work is for people who don't know how to be rich The beatings will continue until morale improves
Get back to work! No job is over until the paperwork's done
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential I have this recurring nightmare called my job
A committee is just a mob without the passion Why does the marketing department have all the people with brain damage?
Wage Slave I earn a 7-figure income. Unfortunately that includes a decimal point
I work for an idiot I'm muliti-slacking today
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