Attitude, page 2

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The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt Please wait, sarcasm loading
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap
If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
Hello, my name is Trouble You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
Allow me to confirm that I do not care A list of all those asking for your opinion:
I never think about what you think about me I can no longer pretend you're not an idiot
Can you skip to the part where I care? Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive I don't do mornings!
Not now, but soon -Stewie I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
When in doubt I like to err on the side of awesome To save time, let's just agree that I know everything
pretending to be interested Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
I may be going to Hell but it'll be on a full scholarship Oh, I just realized... who cares?
Before you criticize me, understand that I don't care I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me
How about never? Is never good for you? I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand What I don't give... (Rat's ass)
I demand honesty at all times when you have something positive  to say about me Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
Talking to you is a total waste of makeup You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted! Inner beauty is for amateurs
Can you smell my look of rebuke? Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you.  I'm not a real captain
I love people to leave me alone I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
If you don't like it... you, too, can stand in line to bite me Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
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