Attitude, page 2

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The difference between salt and your opinion is I sometimes ask for salt Please wait, sarcasm loading
Gee, I'd like to care, but I don't possess that gene. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
I'm like a cannibal in that I'm fed up with people Keep talking, I'm just going to take a little nap
If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's everything I'm not bossy I just have better ideas
Hello, my name is Trouble I don't do mornings!
Allow me to confirm that I do not care A list of all those asking for your opinion:
I never think about what you think about me I can no longer pretend you're not an idiot
Can you skip to the part where I care? Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
Sorry you misunderstood my criticism as constructive You don't have to agree with me. Go ahead and be wrong
Not now, but soon -Stewie I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me To save time, let's just agree that I know everything
Before you criticize me, understand that I don't care Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
pretending to be interested Oh, I just realized... who cares?
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand What I don't give... (Rat's ass)
I demand honesty at all times when you have something positive  to say about me How about never? Is never good for you?
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me? It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it Someone out there cares  Not me, but someone. Maybe.
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. I may be going to Hell but it'll be on a full scholarship
Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted! Inner beauty is for amateurs
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter Don't let the name Captain Heartless fool you.  I'm not a real captain
I love people to leave me alone Don't talk to me AFTER I've had my coffee, either
Relax, none of my self-esteem depends on what you think Pretending to listen and/or care
If you don't like it... you, too, can stand in line to bite me Gee, even with your head up your butt, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth
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