Attitude, page 3

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If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it Off is how I wish for you to buzz
My way, highway You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off
Just be glad I'm not twins What a fine day for mockery and derision
No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion
It's cute that you think I care There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist
You really should put more time into forming your opinions I'm not too old, you're music just sucks
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. I'm wonderful and you're strange You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
I'm not playing hard-to-get I'm playing easy-to-leave-me-the-hell-alone Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that I have no plans to be careful what I wish for
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now
Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out I see you've got on your new crankypants
Be reasonable. Do it my way I’m not conceited but I have every right to be
Attempting to care  Please wait The first rule of business: Stay out of mine
I would be a people person except… people I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself
How long are you going to abuse our patience? You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off
I've upped my standards now, up yours If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no. Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them I'm only pretending to take you seriously
Good Morning (I mean go away) It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems
No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible If you think I’m short wait till you see my patience
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them
Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion
You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to
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