Attitude, page 4

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If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong? Get to the part where I lose my temper
Sarcasm: My anti-drug You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation
I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say Please try harder to be smarter
Please cancel my subscription to your issues You’re either on my side or in my way
I am not sarcastic when I’m asleep I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive? Warning: Patience depleted
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected
Hi. I don’t care. Thanks. Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one
I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting You say bad, I say epic
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time Are you gravity? Because you’re bringing me down
Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach The more words it takes to order your coffee, the less I like you
Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not.
Funny how? So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you
You can stop talking now I already don’t care I don’t have all day
I notice a lot of you have really perfected your resting mask face Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it
I want to be nice but you people make it impossible Remember, merge starts with ME
Little known fact: you can do a  thing without telling everyone about it I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you
Patience guage Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list
I'd say your hamster has departed your wheel FYI IDC
Let’s play Go Away. You first You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up
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