Attitude, page 4

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I would be a people person except… people Attempting to care  Please wait
I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you
Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not. Please try harder to be smarter
I’m not conceited but I have every right to be If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong?
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Get to the part where I lose my temper
You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation Please cancel my subscription to your issues
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me You’re either on my side or in my way
Hi. I don’t care. Thanks. Be reasonable. Do it my way
There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one
I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive?
I am not sarcastic when I’m asleep I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
The more words it takes to order your coffee, the less I like you Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
Warning: Patience depleted You say bad, I say epic
I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
I notice a lot of you have really perfected your resting mask face Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me
Are you gravity? Because you’re bringing me down Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it
You can stop talking now I already don’t care Little known fact: you can do a  thing without telling everyone about it
Sarcasm: My anti-drug I don’t have all day
Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list Funny how?
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