Attitude, page 4

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Good Morning (I mean go away) You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation
I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Please cancel my subscription to your issues No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible
If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong? Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up
I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons Attempting to care  Please wait
No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening You’re either on my side or in my way
You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
Hi. I don’t care. Thanks. I would be a people person except… people
Please try harder to be smarter The more words it takes to order your coffee, the less I like you
Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not. Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one
I notice a lot of you have really perfected your resting mask face Keep talking, I’m diagnosing you
Are you gravity? Because you’re bringing me down I’m going to start invoicing people for wasting my time
Warning: Patience depleted Little known fact: you can do a  thing without telling everyone about it
You say my big fault is I’m self-obsessed, but how can I have faults when I’m this attractive? Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
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