Declarations, page 5

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I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week I am a cycologist (bicycle)
Strongly agree My superpower is picking the slowest grocery store line
Karen is my homeboy I’m not against it. But I’m not for it
My favorite workout combines a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
I have no faith in science. It requires none I love my phone because my friends live in it
I was socially distant before it was a thing I miss the days when I could make my parents around just by taking a long nap
I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep
Your car won’t impress me unless it’s a taco truck I blame the pandemic
I love family vacations. Even a weekend away from the family is great My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel
I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is I am still not used to going into a bank with a mask on
Fully vaccinated Still antisocial That’s how I roll (rolling pin)
I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget
Been there done that (45 adaptor) Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it
They said  it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days
I’m not sure and neither are you Yes, I have regrets No, I will not discuss
I’m not a robot
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