Halloween

Halloween My scary Halloween costume will be a phone battery at 2%
This Halloween please wear pants For Halloween I'm going as a hipster dressed as someone who isn't a hipster
Fun size is not even mildly amusing Got Candy?
Let's get sheetfaced I put more thought into my Halloween costume than in funding my retirement
Boo Yah! How about I come over and carve your pumpkin?
I'm dressing like Walmart for Halloween: half in Christmas merchandise Great minds taste alike
Halloween. How cute. Mmwhahaha!
For Halloween I'm going as a serial killer: Bacon I’m spending a lot of time thinking how disappointed I’ll be when I make my last-minute Halloween costume
What's under YOUR bed? Happy Halloween
A Halloween costume is the most effort I ever put into how I dress Strangers candy is the sweetest
What do we want? Brains! When do we want it? Brains! For Halloween I'm wearing my Resting Witch Face
Happy Halloween? Such a limited imagination! Zombie crossing
May the witches be kind to you this Hallows' Eve Anybody know a hipster I can borrow clothes from for my hobo costume?
Have a nice Halloween! Attention zombies: this human contains no brains
Happy Halloween Halloween bites
WWJD? Jason For Halloween I'm going as a soulless brain dead wretch. I got the idea at the office
Stick it! So... goin' Trick-or-Treating? As what, "Angry Blogger?"
Mmmm, Halloween Jehovah's Witnesses don't do Halloween They don't like strangers knocking on their door
For Halloween I’m going as the skinniest I’ll be until next year (Freddy Krueger)
I love Trick-or-Treaters What wine goes best with Halloween candy?
Samhain Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad
Something wicked this way comes Trust me, too much candy isn't good
Halloween: A bloody good time I want to be a ghost for Halloween so I better get my sheet together
Let's put a smile on that face -The Joker Halloween
Witch better have my candy Keep Calm and Scary On
Happy Halloween Vegan zombies want grrraaaaains
Eat, Drink and be Scary Halloween is my Christmas
Impressive how much thought you put into your Halloween costume instead of your life decisions I'm here for the boos
For every piece of Halloween candy I don’t eat I reward myself with a piece of Halloween candy How do I find out if I'm too cool to dress up for Halloween?
Corny Halloween Sticker (candy corn) For Halloween I’m going as the ghost of when everything was OK
Every year it’s the same old sheet I buy Halloween candy early (so I have time to buy more after I eat it)
I know Halloween is coming by all the Christmas stuff in the stores It’s Halloween, now will you wear a mask?!
Please excuse any typos. I'm not used to the new straightjacket
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