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The label said, avoid eye contact. But, too late, I already saw it I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
Anosmia stinks Electricians strip to make ends meet
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, Who is. Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions
Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again Doormats are gateway rugs
On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it
20% off everything Why is it spelled camouflage and not
I’m not one for schizophrenia In queso emergency: melt cheese
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra Octopi
When one door closes, another door opens (I’m talking about prison) I don’t care IV roman numerals
I’ve had it up to here with imprecision The future ain't what it used to be
Begin now, and you'll finish this... now 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
-History What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite
Moist people don’t proofread carefully Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
I’m a big wheel around here (cheese wheel) Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room?
Cryptic? Time to worry? Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic.
Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating Spelling Bee Champian
My mother’s sisters can’t get covid because they have aunty bodies Eye like puns, the cornea the better
If you rearrange the letters in mail bag you get the carrier very angry I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician
Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing
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