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Why is it spelled camouflage and not I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
-History Spelling Bee Champian
Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo
Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room? 20% off everything
Cryptic? Time to worry? The future ain't what it used to be
What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite Getting in trouble for something you didn’t do is called plagiarism
I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician Sure, I’ll be altruistic. What’s in it for me?
Moist people don’t proofread carefully My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary
Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating Autocorrect is my worst enema
Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic. If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing
Just swallowed a dictionary. Now I have thesaurus throat My shower curtain is very attracted to me
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy My mother’s sisters can’t get covid because they have aunty bodies
I can’t drive an electric vehicle — I don’t have a current license I just ordered a chicken and an egg online. Now let’s see
Where do rainbows go to be punished?  Prism I got hurt playing peekaboo and ended up in the ICU
I’m a big wheel around here (cheese wheel) Dept. of Corections
I don’t have the words to describe how limited my vocabulary is I wanted to be a wizard but I never got the chants
They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer Typo Man, writer of wrongs
Whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy Mirror inspector is a job I could see myself doing
Hands down, the best analog time is 6:30 Butterflies are not what they used to be
Here's a question for all the mind readers out there Bumper
James Bond is no longer in Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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