Internet Bumper Stickers Wordplay, page 7

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Why is it spelled camouflage and not I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
-History Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds
I’m not one for schizophrenia 20% off everything
I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician Octopi
Begin now, and you'll finish this... now I don’t care IV roman numerals
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra The future ain't what it used to be
Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again Eye like puns, the cornea the better
Cryptic? Time to worry? Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room?
I’ve had it up to here with imprecision Spelling Bee Champian
My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy My mother’s sisters can’t get covid because they have aunty bodies
I’m a big wheel around here (cheese wheel) Moist people don’t proofread carefully
Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating
If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic.
Getting in trouble for something you didn’t do is called plagiarism If you rearrange the letters in mail bag you get the carrier very angry
My shower curtain is very attracted to me Just swallowed a dictionary. Now I have thesaurus throat
People write congrats because they can’t spell congrajalaishuns Dept. of Corections
Sure, I’ll be altruistic. What’s in it for me? I can’t drive an electric vehicle — I don’t have a current license
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