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I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games
I want a job as karma's hit man Just a Thelma looking for her Louise
There should be a benefit concert to help put an end to benefit concerts I need a spam filter for people in real life
Looking for answers I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon
If I had a time machine I would totally go back to bed I hope they invent a way to date that doesn’t involve interacting with people
I need therapy …retail therapy! I'm looking forward to regretting this
If I could be good at just one thing I’d choose cheating. Then I’d be good at everything Aspiring to be retiring
I need more patience NOW!! I wish the voices would social distance
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That's irrelevant! How about a button for good customer service?
Looking for the opportunity to make some poor choices
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