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I'm looking forward to regretting this If I could be good at just one thing I would choose everything
Aspiring to be retiring I need a spam filter for people in real life
My goal weight is the one on my driver’s license I would like to move to a smarter planet
Just a Thelma looking for her Louise I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy
There should be a benefit concert to help put an end to benefit concerts If I could pick a super power I'd take the ability to stop eating when I'm full
I'm trying to get my weight down to the level of my self-esteem I’d like to see the Where’s Waldo pandemic edition
I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games I wish the voices would social distance
I need therapy …retail therapy!
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