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I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy Looking for answers
If I could be good at just one thing I’d choose cheating. Then I’d be good at everything I need a spam filter for people in real life
I hope they invent a way to date that doesn’t involve interacting with people What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That's irrelevant!
How about a button for good customer service? My goal weight is roughly three Olympic gymnasts
Should I ever discover my true calling I expect I shall pursue it Looking for the opportunity to make some poor choices
I need therapy …retail therapy! Aspiring to be retiring
Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it Just a Thelma looking for her Louise
If I had a time machine I would totally go back to bed I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon
I need more patience NOW!! I want to be a therapist – I’m sick of listening to people for free
I wish the voices would social distance I'm looking forward to regretting this
I would start exercising if I wasn’t so out of shape I’d like to go to sleep for a few years, please
Give me eternal life or give me death!
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