The Big Question page 2
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Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you here for the cookies? Really, what's the worst that could happen?
If we are only supposed to behave why are there so many other options? If someone steals my identity they have to pay off my college loans, right?
Why do I have to take English class? I'm never going to England. I paused my game for this?
How long is all this supposed to last? Are they bad habits if I like them?
Is this what free time feels like or am I forgetting to do something? Is this real life?
How did bat excrement become the measure for how crazy someone is? Why does my brain play so many songs I don’t care for?
What’s that noise? If less is more is nothing everything?
How many words a picture is worth in today's words? Running late counts as exercise, right?
Why do they call it a Swiss Army Knife? It’s only about 9% knife If money can’t buy happiness what am I supposed to buy it with?!
Is this really happening? We decided to not have children Anybody know where we return these?
If you won't listen to reason how about a lame excuse? Synonym is an antonym for antonym, so why isn’t antonym a synonym for synonym?
Can I go now? Is it ironic to misuse the word ironic?
Have you accepted cheeses into your life? If it’s mo money, mo problems why isn’t it no money, no problems?
How do they get chicken to taste like so many other things? What if I don't want to get a life?
Why can't cameras and mirrors just agree on what I look like? Why am I always the one people turn to for money I owe them?
Do shepherds fall asleep when they count their flock? Shouldn’t employers have to wash hands, too?
Is the S or the C silent in SCENT? Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Who are these kids? And why are they calling me mom? Why do I only have suicidal houseplants?
Wait, what am I supposed to be doing? got angst?
Why can’t my bed be as comfortable when I try to sleep as it is when I need to wake up Sure, abs are great but have you tried donuts?
When you take a photo of another person why isn’t it called an Otherie? Why does the one who snores always fall asleep first?
Seem to anyone else that we’re way behind on rickrolling people? Where my knittas at? (yarn and knitting needles)
Lab safety? …or super powers? Shouldn’t carotene be out of beta by now?
How much longer are all the other planets going to boycott the Miss Universe pageant? This was free so why not?
By offensive, you mean funny, right? If quitters never win why are we told to quit while we’re ahead?
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