The Big Question page 3
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Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of? Sure, abs are great but have you tried donuts?
Who is Pete? And why do we do so much for his sake? Running away from problems burns calories, right?
Anybody have directions to that village that’s gonna help raise my children? Why does the word queue need those last 4 letters?
What’s that noise? Does dark have a speed, too?
Why am I always the one people turn to for money I owe them? Where my knittas at? (yarn and knitting needles)
Can I go now? How much longer are all the other planets going to boycott the Miss Universe pageant?
When you take a photo of another person why isn’t it called an Otherie? How many times do I have to repeat myself? -History
Are they bad habits if I like them? Why does my brain play so many songs I don’t care for?
But why? I drank what? -Socrates
got angst? Why is it easiest to fall asleep when you want to stay awake?
Wait, what am I supposed to be doing? Why do people turn to crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?
Have you accepted cheeses into your life? If I don’t overthink this who will?!
Is this really happening? This was free so why not?
Why can’t everything be as easy as getting fat? Is it ironic to misuse the word ironic?
Why does the one who snores always fall asleep first? I came, I saw… wait, what did I come in here for?
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