The Big Question page 3

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Tell me, where is this bright side you speak of? I drank what? -Socrates
Who is Pete? And why do we do so much for his sake? Does dark have a speed, too?
Anybody have directions to that village that’s gonna help raise my children? Why does the word queue need those last 4 letters?
Wait, what am I supposed to be doing? Sure, abs are great but have you tried donuts?
Why am I always the one people turn to for money I owe them? Where my knittas at? (yarn and knitting needles)
Can I go now? How much longer are all the other planets going to boycott the Miss Universe pageant?
When you take a photo of another person why isn’t it called an Otherie? What’s that noise?
Are they bad habits if I like them? Why does my brain play so many songs I don’t care for?
But why? Running away from problems burns calories, right?
got angst? Why is it easiest to fall asleep when you want to stay awake?
If I don’t overthink this who will?! Why do people turn to crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?
Is this really happening? Have you accepted cheeses into your life?
This was free so why not? How many times do I have to repeat myself?
-History
Is it ironic to misuse the word ironic? Why can’t everything be as easy as getting fat?
Why does the one who snores always fall asleep first? I came, I saw… wait, what did I come in here for?
Why hasn’t my whining fixed the problem yet?
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