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Hokey Pokey Anonymous: a place to turn yourself around Time Travelers Club, next meeting: yesterday 5:30
Baby on board with the whole idea Hippies use side door
Keep out May be hazardous to humans
Large black text on white background No jazz hands
Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a sticker May cause drowsiness
No unaccompanied children Ignore this
This is where it's at This is my Sticker
I told my kids I'm the best mom ever!
This is not a statement This is not reality
Vandalay Industries for all your latex needs Do not try this at home
Slide to unlock Not my funny sticker
This area not checked for zombies Locals only
Look at this This space for rent
IIlegal immigration: founded 1492 No scary robots. Nice robots only
No novelty hats! For sale by parents
Do not read this. Oh, you little rebel, you Access to this sticker has been blocked by your cruel corporate overlords
No barking Void if removed
By reading this sticker you hereby grant it irretrievable possession of four seconds of your life No whining
Parental Advisory: Don't have kids We do not serve women, please bring your own
See message on other side This area reserved for insightful commentary
This space reserved for hip pop culture reference Not in service
Attention Psychics' Club: Our new meeting time will be... well, you know Warning: Awesomeness ahead
No persiflage Drama free zone
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME Try it at someone else's house No shenanigans
Bless this empty nest Notice: Thank you for noticing
Newest Stickers are on the Front Bumper!
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