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Hokey Pokey Anonymous: a place to turn yourself around Time Travelers Club, next meeting: yesterday 5:30
Baby on board with the whole idea Hippies use side door
Keep out May be hazardous to humans
Large black text on white background No jazz hands
Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a sticker May cause drowsiness
No unaccompanied children Ignore this
This is where it's at This is my Sticker
No novelty hats! I told my kids I'm the best mom ever!
This is not a statement This is not reality
Vandalay Industries for all your latex needs Do not try this at home
Slide to unlock Not my funny sticker
This area not checked for zombies No persiflage
Look at this Locals only
IIlegal immigration: founded 1492 No scary robots. Nice robots only
This space for rent For sale by parents
Do not read this. Oh, you little rebel, you Access to this sticker has been blocked by your cruel corporate overlords
No barking Parental Advisory: Don't have kids
By reading this sticker you hereby grant it irretrievable possession of four seconds of your life No whining
Warning: Awesomeness ahead
This space reserved for hip pop culture reference Void if removed
No shenanigans See message on other side
Private Sticker, do not read Emergency Exit
Not in service We do not serve women, please bring your own
Drama free zone This area reserved for insightful commentary
Bless this empty nest DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME Try it at someone else's house
Newest Stickers are on the Front Bumper!
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