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All gods are one god Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi
Religion is regarded by the common people s true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -Seneca the Younger Terrorism is a faith-based initiative
Call on God, but row away from the rocks -Indian proverb I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde
I hear god laughing Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers My only worry about going to heaven is what I should say if God sneezes
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. -Edmond de Goncourt God is bigger than your theology
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
Maybe the rapture already happened and nobody got taken
Eternal hell awaits those who question god's unconditional love Attention Muslims: Fundamentalists are hijacking your religion! Attention Christians: Ditto!
The trouble with Christianity is the Christians. -H.L. Mencken Luck is just God working anonymously
Fundamentalists are more mental than fun You say Godless like it's a bad thing
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire
God doesn't believe in me I wish god was alive to see this
If God really loves us why don't donuts grow on trees? I can't believe in any god the mind of man can comprehend
It is a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it -CK Chesterton Don't tell me what do do, he's not my prophet!
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred. Most often truth If I can keep my ice cube trays clean enough, God will love me
Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by... religion god never speaks until you're listening
There is no god higher than truth. -Gandhi I have a god given right to be an atheist
I made the whole thing up -God Tou can't reason with religious people, if you could there wouldn't be any
Regard religion as a shoe: Find one that fits you, don't make me wear it, don't kick me with it No one ever died in the name of atheism
Who do atheists thank for Friday? god is good. His fan club is the problem
To make holy water, take regular water and boil the hell out of it I support the separation between church and hate
If God only gives us what we can handle He must really think I'm awesome Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich -Napoleon
I saw that. -God Science flies you to the moon religion flies you into buildings
I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays My creaton myth is better than your creation myth
Proud member of the Religious Left It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. -Thomas Jefferson
I bet it really bugs you that Jesus loves me as much as he does you How do people who believe in God justify complaining about anything?
Understand why you dismiss all other gods and you'll understand why I dismiss yours Too many Christians treat the Bible like a software license, they don’t read it they just click “I agree”
What you are is God's gift to you. What you become is your gift to God The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself. -Sir Richard Francis Burton
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats How many times must we go over this? Religion, you only get to make rules for people IN your religion
God prefers a loving atheist over a hateful believer Don't make me come down there. -God
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