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I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde My only worry about going to heaven is what I should say if God sneezes
Luck is just God working anonymously It is a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it -CK Chesterton
Call on God, but row away from the rocks -Indian proverb Don't make me come down there. -God
Fundamentalists are more mental than fun Maybe the rapture already happened and nobody got taken
Who do atheists thank for Friday? God is bigger than your theology
Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by... religion Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi
Eternal hell awaits those who question god's unconditional love Attention Muslims: Fundamentalists are hijacking your religion! Attention Christians: Ditto!
If God only gives us what we can handle He must really think I'm awesome It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. -Thomas Jefferson
Terrorism is a faith-based initiative god never speaks until you're listening
My creaton myth is better than your creation myth I support the separation between church and hate
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. -Edmond de Goncourt God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire
Regard religion as a shoe: Find one that fits you, don't make me wear it, don't kick me with it A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes
God doesn't believe in me god is good. His fan club is the problem
Religion is regarded by the common people s true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -Seneca the Younger Don't tell me what do do, he's not my prophet!
I have a god given right to be an atheist Tou can't reason with religious people, if you could there wouldn't be any
There is no god higher than truth. -Gandhi No one ever died in the name of atheism
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich -Napoleon I made the whole thing up -God
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers How do people who believe in God justify complaining about anything?
I can't believe in any god the mind of man can comprehend You say Godless like it's a bad thing
A preacher who owns more than one suit is a hypocrite. -Lenny Bruce I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself
The trouble with Christianity is the Christians. -H.L. Mencken Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred. Most often truth
I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays Science flies you to the moon religion flies you into buildings
Too many Christians treat the Bible like a software license, they don’t read it they just click “I agree” I bet it really bugs you that Jesus loves me as much as he does you
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. -Carl Sandberg Proud member of the Religious Left
God prefers a loving atheist over a hateful believer If God is your co-pilot, switch seats
The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself. -Sir Richard Francis Burton I saw that. -God
What you are is God's gift to you. What you become is your gift to God We have just religion enough to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another -Jonathan Swift
Religion is poltics We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in
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