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If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, but sooner Old sneaks up on you
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you As I get older I'm better at multi-tasking. Now I can sneeze and pee at the same time
I just want to live long enough to be baffled by technology If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection
Too many people live lives crushed by fear on one side and regret on the other I'm not old I'm extra crispy
As I get older I focus more on the "hereafter." I go into rooms and wonder, what am I here after? Life can be lived only forward and understood only backward
I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where" I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers
Spoiler alert: You die in the end The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. -Clarence Darrow
Right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again Youth would be of more advantage if it came a little later in life
You're never too old for a youthful indiscretion What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life
What's the youngest you can die of old age? With proper diet, rest and excercise your body should last a lifetime
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates I am older than the Internet
Death is nature's way of saying you're fired I'd like to be young again except for algebra
I'm not old I'm chronologically advanced Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you
The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
At my age when I roll a joint... it’s my ankle Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear
The older I get the better I was The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good
I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense
A lifetime isn’t as long as you think it is Dear Life, you could have at least bought me a drink first
The older I get the more I understand why rooster’s scream in the morning Aged to perfection
Don't grow up it's a trap! Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -Victor Hugo
If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago Life is short and lasts forever
Old enough to know better, too young to care My life is an endless battle against maturity
Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are
You’re officially old if your doctor is younger than you Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up
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