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With proper diet, rest and excercise your body should last a lifetime Life can be lived only forward and understood only backward
As I get older I focus more on the "hereafter." I go into rooms and wonder, what am I here after? The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. -Clarence Darrow
Youth would be of more advantage if it came a little later in life You'll never be this young again
I am older than the Internet I just want to live long enough to be baffled by technology
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you May you get to heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead
Too many people live lives crushed by fear on one side and regret on the other Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers
Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives I'm not old I'm extra crispy
If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, but sooner
Right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again Old sneaks up on you
You're never too old for a youthful indiscretion I believe in death after life
What's the youngest you can die of old age? I plan to live forever. So far, so good
As I get older I'm better at multi-tasking. Now I can sneeze and pee at the same time My bucket list consists of not kicking it
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you Spoiler alert: You die in the end
Death is nature's way of saying you're fired I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
My favorite thing about being alive is getting to sleep I'm not old I'm chronologically advanced
I'd like to be young again except for algebra If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago
What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates I'd like to die doing what I love: staying alive
Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau
Just when is my "old enough to know better" supposed to kick in? I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
They say such nice things at funerals, it's sad to think we all miss our own by so few days At my age when I roll a joint... it’s my ankle
Life is short and lasts forever The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka
Don't grow up it's a trap! Dear Life, you could have at least bought me a drink first
My life is an endless battle against maturity I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense
Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride
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