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With proper diet, rest and excercise your body should last a lifetime Life can be lived only forward and understood only backward
As I get older I focus more on the "hereafter." I go into rooms and wonder, what am I here after? The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. -Clarence Darrow
Youth would be of more advantage if it came a little later in life You'll never be this young again
I am older than the Internet I just want to live long enough to be baffled by technology
Life is too short to spend with people who suck the happiness out of you May you get to heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead
Too many people live lives crushed by fear on one side and regret on the other Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers
Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives I'm not old I'm extra crispy
If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, but sooner
Right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again Old sneaks up on you
You're never too old for a youthful indiscretion What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life
What's the youngest you can die of old age? My bucket list consists of not kicking it
As I get older I'm better at multi-tasking. Now I can sneeze and pee at the same time I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
I'd like to be young again except for algebra Spoiler alert: You die in the end
Death is nature's way of saying you're fired I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates I'm not old I'm chronologically advanced
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you
Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride The older I get the more I understand why rooster’s scream in the morning
The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka The older I get the better I was
I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense Dear Life, you could have at least bought me a drink first
At my age when I roll a joint... it’s my ankle I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis
The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good Don't grow up it's a trap!
Life is short and lasts forever Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -Victor Hugo
Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear My life is an endless battle against maturity
If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago You’re officially old if your doctor is younger than you
Old enough to know better, too young to care A lifetime isn’t as long as you think it is
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