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What doesn't kill you is still gonna leave a bruise The older I get the better I was
Life: a series of random events separated by snacks I don't mind my body aging, I just wish it would do it more quietly
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn For an idea of what life after death will be like just think back to your life before birth
Don't tell me to act my age, I've never been this age before, I don't know how to do it Many lives and many wines are improved with a word: chill
When the game is done, the king and pawn go into the same box. -Italian proverb I'd rather be over the hill than under it
What happens after you die? Lots of things, just not with you What doesn't kill you merely postpones the inevitable
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) I'd like to die doing what I love: staying alive
I'm at an age where if someone asked me if I wanted super sex, I'd ask for the soup I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
My favorite thing about being alive is getting to sleep Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you
Just when I'm old enough to have my head together, my body starts falling apart! To say you're having a quarter-life crisis at 25, means you're self-involved and have a poor grasp of human lifespan
Life is like an elevator, you may need to let some people off along the way If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago
Death is nature's way of saying you're fired Life is fatal
Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection
They say such nice things at funerals, it's sad to think we all miss our own by so few days Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates
It's not length of life, but depth of life. -Emerson I'm thinking of faking my own life
Sorry, the life you ordered is currently out of stock I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
Life is too complicated in the morning Life sure is taking up a lot of my time
I thought getting old would take longer Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson
Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death
Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis
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