Living & Dead, page 4
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Life is too short to live someone else's dreams Welcome to adulthood, Ibuprofen is on aisle 4
I’m at the age when getting lucky means remembering why I walked into the room Old too soon, wise too late
Getting older reminds me of that movie, you know, with that guy, and the woman-with-the-hair, where he finds that thing, and it all starts out kind of funny but then you’re like, “Oh.” To live a long life, give up all the things that make you want to live a long life
We are all just walking each other home -Ram Dass Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime
I was glad stores finally started playing. Better music, then I realized it was just me getting old It’s amazing how people my age are so much older than me
Life is a test you couldn’t study for By the time you’ve lived long enough to know enough you can’t remember enough
The number one rule to live by is: Don’t Die Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
My memory should be better, with all this empty space where names used to be You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still
The rate you stop making fun of old-people traits follows the rate you acquire them If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait till you start dragging it
Age has slowed me down but hasn’t shut me up You’re older than the Internet? Big deal. I’m older than area codes
What doesn’t kill you will let something else do it Grey hair is just your body running low on toner
Once you finally you have the money & time to do what you want you don’t have the energy Live forever? No thanks, I don’t even like to stay late at parties
Does your whole body hurt and you’re not dying? Congratulations, you’re an adult When I was young I was poor. Now after years of hard work I’m no longer young
We die only once, and for such a long time -Molière Seriously, Life, if you would like to give me lemons I would prefer that instead of all this other crap
I don’t know if I have an expiration date but I’m pretty sure I’m past it Becoming an adult is like getting a job promotion with too much responsibility and too little pay
I thought I’d be young longer I have Restless Life Syndrome
Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is now over I’m too old for this crap
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats -Voltaire Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician
I still rock (rocking chair) The best cure for almost anything is to be under 21
I'm not dead yet so I guess I'll be alright My mind says I'm 21, my humor says I'm 12, My body says I'm 134
I thought getting old would take longer Life hack: Play dead
My favorite childhood memory is not knowing what bills were Youth is a blunder -Benjamin Disraeli
I see no good reason to act my age Age detector: Fall down. If people laugh, you’re young. If people panic, you’re old
Life is what happens while you’re busy reading inspirational quotes I can remember song lyrics from the 80s but not why I just came into the kitchen
I may be old, but... wait, what was the question? I can't believe I'm in my forties (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
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