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My life is an endless battle against maturity Life: a series of random events separated by snacks
When the game is done, the king and pawn go into the same box. -Italian proverb None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau
I don't mind my body aging, I just wish it would do it more quietly What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn For an idea of what life after death will be like just think back to your life before birth
If I knew I'd live this long I would maybe have a plan now or some such Many lives and many wines are improved with a word: chill
What doesn't kill you is still gonna leave a bruise I'd rather be over the hill than under it
What happens after you die? Lots of things, just not with you What doesn't kill you merely postpones the inevitable
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) Don't tell me to act my age, I've never been this age before, I don't know how to do it
I'm at an age where if someone asked me if I wanted super sex, I'd ask for the soup I'd like to die doing what I love: staying alive
My favorite thing about being alive is getting to sleep I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
Just when I'm old enough to have my head together, my body starts falling apart! Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you
Life is like an elevator, you may need to let some people off along the way Without music life would be flat
If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago Life is fatal
Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection
They say such nice things at funerals, it's sad to think we all miss our own by so few days Death is nature's way of saying you're fired
Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime
Life sure is taking up a lot of my time I'm thinking of faking my own life
The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
Life is too short to live someone else's dreams The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka
Life is too complicated in the morning I thought getting old would take longer
It's not the dying that bothers me it's the not being here anymore Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes
To say you're having a quarter-life crisis at 25, means you're self-involved and have a poor grasp of human lifespan I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis
Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense
The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still
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