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Life is too short to live someone else's dreams If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait till you start dragging it
Aged to perfection My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
Life is a test you couldn’t study for You’re older than the Internet? Big deal. I’m older than area codes
Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
The older I get the more I understand why rooster’s scream in the morning Becoming an adult is like getting a job promotion with too much responsibility and too little pay
Adulthood: Where you’re always tired except at bedtime Live forever? No thanks, I don’t even like to stay late at parties
Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up I’m at the age when getting lucky means remembering why I walked into the room
Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime I have Restless Life Syndrome
Does your whole body hurt and you’re not dying? Congratulations, you’re an adult The rate you stop making fun of old-people traits follows the rate you acquire them
Welcome to adulthood, Ibuprofen is on aisle 4 Once you finally you have the money & time to do what you want you don’t have the energy
What doesn’t kill you will let something else do it The number one rule to live by is: Don’t Die
I was glad stores finally started playing. Better music, then I realized it was just me getting old If I'd known we stop getting recess I would have refused to grow up
We are all just walking each other home -Ram Dass You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still
We die only once, and for such a long time -Molière Old too soon, wise too late
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats -Voltaire By the time you’ve lived long enough to know enough you can’t remember enough
It’s amazing how people my age are so much older than me Seriously, Life, if you would like to give me lemons I would prefer that instead of all this other crap
When I was young I was poor. Now after years of hard work I’m no longer young Age has slowed me down but hasn’t shut me up
The best cure for almost anything is to be under 21 Getting older reminds me of that movie, you know, with that guy, and the woman-with-the-hair, where he finds that thing, and it all starts out kind of funny but then you’re like, “Oh.”
Life is what happens while you’re busy reading inspirational quotes My memory should be better, with all this empty space where names used to be
To live a long life, give up all the things that make you want to live a long life Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is now over
I’m too old for this crap Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician
I thought I’d be young longer I still rock (rocking chair)
Youth is a blunder -Benjamin Disraeli Grey hair is just your body running low on toner
My mind says I'm 21, my humor says I'm 12, My body says I'm 134 I'm not dead yet so I guess I'll be alright
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