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I can't believe we still let the humans be in charge Squirrels, nature's little speed bumps
EQUINE OBESSED I spade my dog
I love my cat tolerates me Pets are not disposable
I love my Border Collie I love animals as much as any vegetarian but vegetarians can be harder to cook
Crazy Cat Lady If cats could talk, they wouldn't
Save the Manatee Dogs have only one fault: their lives are too short
I feel bad for male ladybugs A barrel full of monkeys would not be fun, it would be horrifying
Dogs are the new kids
Dogs come when they're called, cats let it go to voicemail I love animals, I don't eat them.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on you in your sleep You say Crazy Cat Lady like it's a bad thing
The dyslexic cow says oom Why do dogs always think the doorbell is for them?
Chickens are what eggs use to reproduce Pavlov's cat? Right, like that would work
To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money
Love me, love the cat I'll just marry my cat
I love my Yorkie As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. -Pythagoras
Don't put all your monkeys in one barrel Put a bird on it
Nobody talks about walruses Pet my Chihuahua
If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? (cat peeking)
Schrodinger's cat is adleiavde A squirrel is just a rat with a better wardrobe
Out of sight, out of mind doesn't apply to spiders Why do tiny dogs bother?
I'm four cats past normal Roses are grey, violets are grey (dog)
Poodle. Anything else is just a dog No one needs a mink coat except a mink
Squirrel vs. Shark God loved the birds and made trees. Man loved the birds and made cages
I wish I enjoyed anything as much as my dog enjoys everything I love my Lab
(Will work for food then eat maybe two bites and walk away (cat)) Love me, love my dog
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