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I think my Golden Retriever is broken. So far he has retrieved ZERO gold If you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will
Yes, I probably do have some pet hair on me. You have a problem with that? In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats -English proverb
I love my shepherd Pets are for life, not just for Christmas
Never stand between the hydrant and the dog I Shih Tzu not!
Nobody owns a cat You can't outstubborn a cat
Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled?
(Will work for food then eat maybe two bites and walk away (cat)) I love my doxie
It's a cat's world, we just open the cans If cats could talk you know they would correct our grammar
What do all the other animals think about sharks getting their own week? (cat peeking)
If my pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to shut you in the other room Lately, I’ve been so moody (cow)
I put out for birds (bird feeder) Don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog
There's no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast I love you conditionally (cat)
PASTE ALT HERE Proud Cat Mom
I'm four cats past normal The earth can’t be flat. Cats would have pushed everything off by now
98% You (chimp) Dogs are the new kids
Out of sight, out of mind doesn't apply to spiders Odd that chickens are the only animals with nuggets
Pets would be less popular if they talked politics I love my beagle
Cats don't care if you're crazy Cow tipping is wrong. Pay them a living wage
After all this time let’s please agree – don’t beat any horse My cat does yoga better than me
NO DOGS (dog) 40+ and single? There’s a cat for that
To err is human, to forgive is canine (dog) If dogs could talk they would be a far less popular pet
Can’t have kids. My dog is allergic If you don’t like cats you just haven’t met the right one
I love my chihuahua Cats are capable of obeying 75 distinct commands and won’t
Let dog out. Let dog in. Repeat. What part of meow don’t you understand?
I think my hair would look lovely on you (cat) PAWS (cat)
No. (cat) Lucky dogs, they get to be kids their whole lives
My favorite people are dogs I am only talking to my dog today
Dogs have owners Cats have staff Cats were once treated as gods. They have not forgotten this
We don’t deserve dogs I love my husky
The monkey tricked me Do Shark Week fans know that shark-based stuff is available year-round?
Humans are stupid Change my mind (cat) Dog Mom
It's not cat hair it’s Kitty Glitter Cats could have been man’s best friend but they refused the job
Roses are gray, violets are gray (dog) I can't believe we still let the humans be in charge
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