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You ran a 10k? Impressive. How heavy was the sled? Peeking kitten
Yes, I probably do have some pet hair on me. You have a problem with that? In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats -English proverb
I love my shepherd Pets are for life, not just for Christmas
Never stand between the hydrant and the dog I Shih Tzu not!
Nobody owns a cat If you don't talk to your cat about catnip someone else will
You can't outstubborn a cat Beware of dog. Don't trust the cat either
I think my Golden Retriever is broken. So far he has retrieved ZERO gold I love my doxie
It's a cat's world, we just open the cans (Will work for food then eat maybe two bites and walk away (cat))
What do all the other animals think about sharks getting their own week? (cat peeking)
If cats could talk you know they would correct our grammar Lately, I’ve been so moody (cow)
If my pet makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to shut you in the other room Don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog
There's no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast I love you conditionally (cat)
PASTE ALT HERE The earth can’t be flat. Cats would have pushed everything off by now
I'm four cats past normal I put out for birds (bird feeder)
98% You (chimp) Proud Cat Mom
Out of sight, out of mind doesn't apply to spiders Odd that chickens are the only animals with nuggets
Pets would be less popular if they talked politics I love my beagle
Cats don't care if you're crazy Dogs are the new kids
After all this time let’s please agree – don’t beat any horse My cat does yoga better than me
NO DOGS (dog) Cow tipping is wrong. Pay them a living wage
40+ and single? There’s a cat for that If dogs could talk they would be a far less popular pet
To err is human, to forgive is canine (dog) If you don’t like cats you just haven’t met the right one
I love my chihuahua Can’t have kids. My dog is allergic
Let dog out. Let dog in. Repeat. What part of meow don’t you understand?
I think my hair would look lovely on you (cat) PAWS (cat)
Cats are capable of obeying 75 distinct commands and won’t Lucky dogs, they get to be kids their whole lives
No. (cat) My favorite people are dogs
Dogs have owners Cats have staff Cats were once treated as gods. They have not forgotten this
We don’t deserve dogs I am only talking to my dog today
Do Shark Week fans know that shark-based stuff is available year-round? I love my husky
Dog Mom The monkey tricked me
Humans are stupid Change my mind (cat) Cats could have been man’s best friend but they refused the job
It's not cat hair it’s Kitty Glitter Roses are gray, violets are gray (dog)
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