Aspirations, page 1
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I need a slogan I want it all and I want it covered in chocolate
I'd rather be sleeping I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games
I'd live up to my potential if it didn't cut into my sitting around time I would like to buy a vowel
I plan to start a diet next week. So far, so good I just want to be inspired
I want some levity I'm waiting for the 70s to come back
What I need is a Hide button for real life I want magic to be real
I'm thinking of making low self esteem a fad I wish I was a thin as my patience
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. -Ashleigh Brilliant More pageantry, please
I would gladly trade all I own for more and better stuff I would like to move to a smarter planet
Give me the coffee to change the things I can and the wine to accept the things I cannot I'd love to trade caller ID for caller IQ
The workout buddy I want would tell me I look great and I can skip my workout I just want you to fill the cavernous void in my soul. Is that so much to ask?
I want a Google that helps me search for things in my house I'd rather be at Kamp Krusty
1% wannabe When I call Customer Service I'd like a button to press for English I Can Understand
I'm trying to get my weight down to the level of my self-esteem If history repeats itself I'm so getting a dinosaur
LOOKING FOR INSIGHT I want a job as karma's hit man
I wish eye-rolling burned more calories If I could be good at just one thing I would choose everything
My dream wedding is to not have one I'd like to wake up now
I want it all and I want it delivered I want to be a cyborg
I want to be a robot I'd rather be at band camp
If anybody ever steals my identity I hope they treat it better than I have If every day is a gift, I'd like to exchange Monday
I don't want to lower heaven, I just want to raise hell I want a Fairy Godmother
I wish I was where I was when I was wishing I was here I think I'll take a nap and let my problems solve themselves
When I grow up I wanna be something or other My goal weight is the one on my driver’s license
I have no desire for money, it's stuff that I want I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy
Someday i hope i invent something and get rich Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions
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