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How about a button for good customer service? I want to be a therapist – I’m sick of listening to people for free
I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon Looking for the opportunity to make some poor choices
I hope they invent a way to date that doesn’t involve interacting with people My goal weight is roughly three Olympic gymnasts
Looking for answers Aspiring to be retiring
Should I ever discover my true calling I expect I shall pursue it If I could be good at just one thing I’d choose cheating. Then I’d be good at everything
I need therapy …retail therapy! If I had a time machine I would totally go back to bed
Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it Just a Thelma looking for her Louise
I'm looking forward to regretting this Give me eternal life or give me death!
I need more patience NOW!! What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That's irrelevant!
I wish the voices would social distance I would start exercising if I wasn’t so out of shape
I’d like to go to sleep for a few years, please I need a spam filter for people in real life
The super power I want is the ability to stop eating once I'm full I hope something nice happens to you today
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