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I need a spam filter for people in real life If I had a time machine I would totally go back to bed
I’d like to go to sleep for a few years, please Just a Thelma looking for her Louise
I hope they invent a way to date that doesn’t involve interacting with people Give me eternal life or give me death!
Looking for answers Looking for the opportunity to make some poor choices
Should I ever discover my true calling I expect I shall pursue it If I could be good at just one thing I’d choose cheating. Then I’d be good at everything
I need therapy …retail therapy! How about a button for good customer service?
Now that I have my to-do list I just need someone to do it I would start exercising if I wasn’t so out of shape
I need more patience NOW!! My goal weight is roughly three Olympic gymnasts
I'm looking forward to regretting this I wish the voices would social distance
Aspiring to be retiring I want to be a therapist – I’m sick of listening to people for free
What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That's irrelevant! The super power I want is the ability to stop eating once I'm full
I hope something nice happens to you today I wish eye-rolling burned more calories
I’ve seen enough can we please go back to the 90s?!
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