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My goal weight is the one on my driver’s license If I could be good at just one thing I would choose everything
If I could pick a super power I'd take the ability to stop eating when I'm full I'm trying to get my weight down to the level of my self-esteem
I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games I would like to move to a smarter planet
There should be a benefit concert to help put an end to benefit concerts I need a spam filter for people in real life
Aspiring to be retiring I'm looking forward to regretting this
Just a Thelma looking for her Louise I’d like to see the Where’s Waldo pandemic edition
I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy I wish the voices would social distance
I need therapy …retail therapy! How about a button for good customer service?
I hope they invent a way to date that doesn’t involve interacting with people I would like a summer vacation from hearing about everyone’s summer vacation
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