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The meetings will continue until morale improves The sure way to avoid work is to find a job you love
No coffee, no workee Don't ask me I was hired for my looks
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
I don't mind coming to work but this 8-hour wait to go home is ridiculous My boss doesn't care what I do until I don't do it
Committee: a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary My job ate my life
Mediocrity: It's easier and you never have to work late I don't know and I don't care. That's why they put me in charge
I'm quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working there My job gives me lots of responsibility. When things go wrong, I'm responsible
Dies this cubicle make me look dead inside? I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing Bringing gym clothes to work is the new going to the gym
I earn a 7-figure income. Unfortunately that includes a decimal point I'm sticking with the union
I enjoy being a cog in the machine of industry I need my Monday to be shorter or my coffee to be stronger
Many are called, but few are at their desks If you want to get to the top prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom
No job is over until the paperwork's done Authorized personnel only
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential got work?
Outsource my job... please Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone?
Complaint Dept. Take a number Employee of the decade
Disgruntled Employee of the Month Missing Take Your Child TO Work Day takes some sting out of being unemployed
It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else I do work for food
The only good thing about my job is that my chair swivels I only have coffee at home to be able to get to the coffee at work
Why does the marketing department have all the people with brain damage? Hey you, get busy!
It's easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't My boss pretends I'm paid a lot so I pretend I work a lot
My resume is mostly a list of things I never want to do again Work is for people who don't know how to be rich
A committee is just a mob without the passion I work 40 hours a week to be this poor
tgif. I don't even have all-caps enthusiasm this week I'm muliti-slacking today
Looking busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week I don't need a longer weekend, I just need a shorter week
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