Admontions, page 2
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to
Don't kid yourself Don't expect
Friends don't let friends shop drunk Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more
Don't confuse honesty with a lack of opportunity to steal something big Let the sermon finish before you cook the missionary
Don't let school interfere with your education Don't force it
Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it When waiting for your ship to come in, don't be at the airport
Never cater to crazy. Crazy is never satisfied Accept no substitutes
Don't eat your soul to fill your belly Harm none
Be not inhospitable to strangers lest they be angels in disguise If all else fails... more duct tape!
Don't be hatin' Never interrupt your adversary when he is making a mistake
When choosing a path in life try to avoid the psychopaths The best way to avoid being disillusioned is to avoid illusions
Never underestimate a mother's ability to figure stuff out Never underestimatew the value of running away
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut
Never miss a good chance to shut up Never kiss opportunity with a dirty mouth -Russian proverb
Don't over think Don't say always, don't say never
Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth
Never go to a young doctor or an old barber Beware the fury of a patient man
Let's never err on the side of caution Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog Never make someone your priority when you are merely their option
Never have a heart attach while playing charades Don't major in minor things
If it involves a meatloaf and a plunger, don't do it Don't say ironic when you mean coincidental
It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo
Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix Trust no one
Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things
If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot Don’t follow the masses (asses)
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