Admontions, page 2
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Never cater to crazy. Crazy is never satisfied Never make someone your priority when you are merely their option
Don't say always, don't say never Don't expect
Friends don't let friends shop drunk Never miss a good chance to shut up
Don't confuse honesty with a lack of opportunity to steal something big Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut
Don't force it Let the sermon finish before you cook the missionary
Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it Assume nothing
Never test the depth of the water with both feet Don't let school interfere with your education
Don't eat your soul to fill your belly Harm none
Be not inhospitable to strangers lest they be angels in disguise Accept no substitutes
Don't be hatin' Never interrupt your adversary when he is making a mistake
When choosing a path in life try to avoid the psychopaths If all else fails... more duct tape!
Never underestimatew the value of running away Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more
Never underestimate a mother's ability to figure stuff out Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one
You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to Don't kid yourself
Don't over think Never kiss opportunity with a dirty mouth -Russian proverb
If at first you don't succeed, more caffeine! The best way to avoid being disillusioned is to avoid illusions
Never go to a young doctor or an old barber Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth
Let's never err on the side of caution Beware the fury of a patient man
Don't worry about what I'm doing, worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing When waiting for your ship to come in, don't be at the airport
Never have a heart attach while playing charades Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy
If it involves a meatloaf and a plunger, don't do it Don't major in minor things
It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog
Trust no one Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo
Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong
When in doubt, mumble Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things
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